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Amazing nature...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hugh Briss, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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  2. Otto Flayshow

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    How the **** did all those lions not manage to kill that calf in that length of time? They had it down on the ground and seemed to be feeding on it for about 5 minutes. Maybe they were geriatric lions and were trying to gum the thing to death.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    where's a hippo when you need one
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    'mon the buffalo!

    This is evolution in action folks. Soon it'll be buffalo eating lions.
     
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  5. EDGE

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    <laugh>

    What a great clip <ok>
     
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  6. Psychosomatic

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    I've seen it before, Joker, but still absolutely love it. Any buffalo watching this clip should take great heart from the ineptitude of the lions. Very poor finishing.

    They were giving it large - they always do - and then utterly crumbled in the face of a concerted and well-orchestrated insurgency. (I was going to say "counter-attack" instead of "insurgency" but felt this would stretch the footballing analogy to breaking point.)

    Although the settings lack the majesty of wildlife, here are a couple of human examples of loudmouths getting it right back up them.

    The first clip is of a triumvirate of Welsh tossers getting whacked after picking on some guys wearing heels and dresses. They turned out to be cage fighters. (Unfortunately, you need to wait about a minute before the real action gets going):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXXjcYCUB2Y

    And the second clip shows a swaggering Scouser laid low by his unbelievably restrained neighbour:

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80869689/

    Old, yet classic. The spirit of the buffalo uprising lives on.....
     
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    brilliant...what a horrible **** the scouse bam is. Shat it as soon as the guy gave him a dig!!!


    And also good to see soem drunk welsh knobhead get a doing <laugh>
     
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  8. Psychosomatic

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    Ha. Quite right.

    And there is something deeply satisfying in seeing such a despicable piece of trash getting his comeuppance. (It turns out the guy he was picking on was ex-marines, I think, and a dab hand at martial arts. Something like that. A joy to behold, in any event.)
     
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    <laugh> yeah, looked like a small controlled punch...
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    bet the guy in the 2nd video got terrorised after this
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

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    Unfortunately, I'm at work so can't listen to them but they looked good, especially the second one.

    If it had been me, I would have head-butted the ****!
     
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  12. Psychosomatic

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    I wish I could remember his name, Trevor, because then I could point you to some links (where he is found whining about his life being "ruined" as a result of this humiliation). He was going to sue a newspaper - The Sun, I believe - for putting the video up on its website. They just laughed at him - as we all did, really. He deserved everything he got and his humiliation was well-merited and entirely self-inflicted. He had to leave the neighbourhood, for shame.

    Maybe someone else will remember his ill-fated name.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Russ Provan I think it was
     
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I dont usually agree with laughing at dumb animals....










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    But sometimes I make an exception.
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Has anyone seen the one where the old bearded 'Nam vet batters a young black lad on a bus? ****ing class <ok>
     
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  17. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    looks like the bus has left already
     
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