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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cest Advocaat, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    According to our manager in todays Journal, our season is just about to begin? Now I may be wrong but I'm sure I was paying for an August 13th start, so therefore must be due about £120 back? I wonder what I've been watching then? If its not the real season then this has been the longest pre-season in history.

    I'll drop the club an email.

    Oh and he is also asking for yet more time and patience as our expectations are 'near-incomparable' for our unique fans!

    Are they that high? Really? I'm sure all we really want is to see more than 2 home wins in 14 attempts isn't it? Is that really near-incomparable expectations?

    Oh yes and another thing, apparently we are after a striker in January because we can't score in a brothel with £10 notes strapped to our bell ends.

    No ****ing **** Sherlock.

    According to Einstein Bruce, We lost Welbeck, Gyan, Bent and Campbell 'for whatever reason' and it all went tits up. Nowt to do with him at all.

    Note to self Steve. Campbell got injured over a year ago. Bent left in January (11 months ago) Welbeck, as we all knew deep down, was never going to be a long term option (I mean how many times did SAF tell you all last year) and Gyan told you in May he was pissed off. You blew all the budget on 2 lads you knew wouldn't be able to operate from day one and now because 1 of them is injured we are donald ducked again and unlucky. Now all of sudden we are lacking proven strikers. Who's friggin fault is it we are lightweigt up front you simple mined twat. Does this plank make his own ****e up or do you think he has 3rd rate script writers?

    I mean where the **** has this bugger been since August? Has he just realised hes made a complete pigs ear of things and now wants even more time to **** it up some more? What sort of idiots does he take us all for?

    This isn't a Bruce out post at all BTW. It's his own resignation speech.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Canny costly wins them mate..
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    If you can manage a double **** at your age I would go for it marra..
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    May sound a bit daft...

    But how about a promotion of sorts for Bally....not for manager or owt, just get him involved with the first team for a bit of jeer up, or a blood and thunder speech when things seem a bit flat.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Totally agree mate: I'm sure that he could at least put some fire in their bellies in the pre-match warm ups etc.
     
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  6. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Good lad Brucie
     
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  7. PrisonBroken

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    haha nice one let me know how you get on
     
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