As you know, I was at Alton Towers last week as part of my Last Wish Foundation daytrip. Tried and failed to sabotage oblivion. Tried to unscrew the seat from the tracks but my trusty philips screwdriver was a little small Some old black guy actually tried to run up the steps at the side of the ride to get to the top. **** knows why, but he was stopped and the ride had to be shut down for half an hour. There were ****s sitting on the ride just outside the station and it was pissing with rain at the time The new ride thirteen was ok, but not worth the wait of over an hour ****s were queuing up at it before the park opened up to everyone. The Friday was brilliant. Hardly any queues and was able to walk up to any ride and get front seats within 5 minutes Nemesis front row in the rain ****ing fantastic
last time i was at alton towers oblivion was broken down and nemesis was shut because someone fell off it. i havent been back for about 10 years
Hex and ripsaw were off both days, but there ****e anyway Was funny seeing them drag some old black guy in from the ride He didn't have a clue what the **** was happening
