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  1. alpha5

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    Specialising in Commercial & Industrial Real Estate, Alpha 5 can sell, lease, auction, manage or terminate your property. We match buyers to sellers, lessees to lessors, messees to messors, always aiming to maximise the benefit and profit to each of our clients.

    Can we help you with your property enquiry?

    Would you like further information on our property management services?

    Call Alpha 5 NOW on 02 9635 0500 to discover how Alpha 5's Property Services can benefit you and your loved ones.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Do you like wwe?
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hey buddy, welcome aboard, I'm sure you'll have a great time on here with the rest of the gang. If you need any help, then the guy to ask is a guy called ER, who goes by the name, "The Wog Boy", don't worry, it isn't racist, as he actually is a wog.
     
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  4. irishgreen

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    Have you a big cock ?
     
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  5. alpha5

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    At Alpha5 here, we encourage business from all kinds of folk, we dont care if you are black, white, yellow or green.

    You can be sure we will accept your custom with open arms.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Racist.
     
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  7. alpha5

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    If anyone is interested in our services, just drop us a quick message hear with your name, date of birth, email address, post code, house name or number and we will be in touch very quickly.

    Thank you for your time.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Is it fair to assume that your business is pretty **** just now, when you are advertising on a football forum that if full of rapists that live in bedsits?(no offence Gambol!)
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm looking to set up a string of safe houses around the country at short notice. Will you be able to help?
     
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  10. alpha5

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    Business is currently booming monacoger, we are a fortune 500 company and we offer our services to a wide range of clientele, from first time buyers to famous property muguls such as Donald Bren.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    And just what is your position in the company? Please don't say head of advertising!
     
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  12. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Does that include Ben ?
     
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  13. alpha5

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    I am not at liberty to disclose my position, nor the position of any member of staff for that matter, as this information is closely safeguarded due to numerous attempts to infiltrate the company by market rivals.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Well, that has put a right downer on my evening.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  17. Toby

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    Go away you feeble little wum <ok>
     
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  18. alpha5

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    We chose the name Alpha to signify the beginning of a new approach to property management and sales &#8211; an approach that focuses on meeting the needs of clients rather than the desires of the agent. And we bring 5 distinct advantages:

    1.You&#8217;ll get the deal that&#8217;s right for you &#8211; Alpha 5 is an independent, unfranchised agency so we can focus only on the needs of our clients.
    2.You&#8217;ll know where you stand. Alpha 5 have a policy of being open and transparent in all dealings.
    3.You&#8217;ll get sound advice based on our extensive experience in real estate and our knowledge of the market.
    4.You&#8217;ll have confidence in our property services because you&#8217;ll be dealing with professional business people.
    5.You&#8217;ll get fast, accurate information. Alpha 5&#8217;s services are supported by the latest technology.
     
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  19. alpha5

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    We have a saying here at Alpha5, "if you can see it, you can sell it" and I think that speaks volumes for our approach to the game.
     
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  20. Toby

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