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  1. Rum & Black for 2

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    Luther Andros

    Well I'm very disappointed you are not taking my advice of the ripe alligator. You'll learn. They will be back telling you to hurry up next week. Then you'll think "I should have done what Andros said and curled one down then this would have been nipped in the bud"

    Relevant thread was closed before could reply to this comment.by LA.

    It would appear as if someone was listening to your advice!!!

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ator-as-dangerous-weapon-at-wendys-drive-thru

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Can i have an alligator sandwich. And make it snappy.


    Aye i know the same joke was ****e 30 years ago.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

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    You wouldn't want an alligator sandwich from Chaos...
     
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  5. Commachio

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    They'd make me hurry up though.
     
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    Im happy to coil a mr whippy directly into your digestive system if you like?
     
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  7. Commachio

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    Mr Whippy. ****ing hell AJ you got back from court quickly.

    You know this grooming lark gets you in bother.
     
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  8. Captainchaos.

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    Open up im going to coil throat you
     
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  9. Commachio

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    Ok Adam, but it will cost you.

    Hurry up.
     
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    Of course it will cost me i dont eat at food banks
     
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    That's actually very good CC <laugh>
     
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    Speaking of ripe alligators...

     
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