Who would you include? Certainties have to be: Marlon King Joey Barton That keeper who ran over those two kids Ched Evans
Lee Hughes? Kevin Muscat Gavin Grant Peter Storey Vinnie Jones Here's a bit of fun... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...e_convicted_of_crimes#English_Football_League
Add to that list (in no particular order) Kevin Muscat. Lee Hughes. Tomáš Řepka. Roy Keane. Hey, we've got the makings of one hell of a team here. "The Invincibles", perhaps
Titus Bramble is doing his best to get involved. But I think it is more because he is stupid and has no idea what his doing
How on earth could I forget Muscunt?! That's quite a team we've got buidling up here, let's hope QuitePossiblyRubbish don't see this little lineup, they'll be calling people out of retirement!
German Keeper Harold Schumacher He came close to decapitating Alain Giresse in the 1982 world cup. He knocked out 6 of his teeth and fractured his skull and the **** didn't even get booked!
Andreas Muller for his insightment to riot performance after his penalty winner in Euro 96 Arrogant kraut I'm surprised he didn't do the goose step and salute just to top it off!
Kevin Muscat has got to be Captain, forget what he did here his performance is Oz last year was one the worst for many a year.
Woodgate (Bowyer's accomplice) Ronaldo because he is an arrogant pr*ck Ron Harris and Norman Hunter (showing my age now)
We need a captain who leads by example here. The sort of guy Joey Barton and Kevin Muscat can learn new tricks from....I give you Cap'n Pepe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2MheIFioBc