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all time great voice mail messages

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    was talking with my friend Steve watching the match on Tv here at halftime when his phone rang, not wanting to be bothered at this time he let it go to voice mail then i heard it classic.


    Hi Steve here, sorry i missed your call but if i owe you money **** OFF



    anyone else got any gems or classics out of the ordinary
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 22, 2012
  2. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Lol, I might have to copy that voicemail
     
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    Teessidemackem, Dec 22, 2012
  3. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    I personally turn off voicemail.

    My mates is a topper mind.

    "Well this was a waste of 40p and I probably wont call you back!"
     
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    MackemsRule, Dec 22, 2012
  4. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Brill
     
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    Gil T Azell, Dec 22, 2012
  5. marcusblackcat

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    My mates goes "hello. (Delay) Hello?? (Longer delay) Is there anyone there? Why aren't you talking to me" and then returns to the voicemail message saying "leave a message after the tone". I fall for it every time!!
     
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    marcusblackcat, Dec 23, 2012
  6. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Not a Voice Mail but a ring tone. Years ago i had that one, Answer the phone, Answer the phone (several times, then as it gets louder and louder it goes to Answer the ****ING phone.

    Was in the check-out queue in Sainsburys when it went off and it was this time of year, i couldn't get to my phone quick enough and was surrounded by old ladies. The looks of disgust on their faces was priceless, the look of embarrasment on my face probably was too.
     
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    mackemwelder, Dec 23, 2012
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Lad at work had a classic ringtone - it was the butler out of batman and went "Excuse me sir but someone is endeavoring to contact you telephonically - should I tell them to f**k off?"
     
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    Deletion Requested1, Dec 23, 2012
  8. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    This ones mine marcus. I love it but it annoys the **** out of everyone else. Lol
     
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    Cest Advocaat, Dec 23, 2012
  9. Darth Plagueis

    Darth Plagueis Well-Known Member

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    The best voicemails are the ones from drunk people - "waoinoaiwndqai n0whe8q0whQ083Q80H580H3QH53Q05H"

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    Darth Plagueis, Dec 23, 2012
  10. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Sorry I couldn't get to the phone but I am trying to avoid someone. Leave your name and number and if I don't call back its you.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Dec 23, 2012

  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    sorry i cant come to the phone right now im breaking wind
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 23, 2012

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