All talk and no action make NCFC
A dull and uninteresting toy,
But local reporters are renowned to be
´Gun jumpers´, not patient or coy
First it was Webber and now Rosler U
The names being banged on the drum,
The first, already in place, and on view
Last weekend, according to some
And although both would be interesting picks
My guess is, there´s some way to go,
Before one or both become part of the mix
At the restructured Carrow Rd show
Webber´s out on ´gardening leave´ so they say
While the Terriers work on a plan,
And who can blame them, they want him to stay
So for now, he remains their man
And how anyone can be picking Head Coach
Before Football Director is hired,
Seems odd, as the completely reverse approach
Is preferable - nay, it´s required
So, as with our players, who talk a good talk
But fail out on the field of play,
Reporters should hang on and learn how to walk¨
Before running wild, what they say.
A dull and uninteresting toy,
But local reporters are renowned to be
´Gun jumpers´, not patient or coy
First it was Webber and now Rosler U
The names being banged on the drum,
The first, already in place, and on view
Last weekend, according to some
And although both would be interesting picks
My guess is, there´s some way to go,
Before one or both become part of the mix
At the restructured Carrow Rd show
Webber´s out on ´gardening leave´ so they say
While the Terriers work on a plan,
And who can blame them, they want him to stay
So for now, he remains their man
And how anyone can be picking Head Coach
Before Football Director is hired,
Seems odd, as the completely reverse approach
Is preferable - nay, it´s required
So, as with our players, who talk a good talk
But fail out on the field of play,
Reporters should hang on and learn how to walk¨
Before running wild, what they say.

