All Southampton F.C Songs

Hello all,

Why don't we have a page where we can post all songs related to Southampton FC and its players?

New & Old!!!

These can be songs such as Oh When the Saints Go Marching In... to funny songs about opposing players / teams that are funny. ( Please nothing too dirty or songs about the dead as that is not funny in the slightest!!!!)

Also could be a database for those who are new to supporting Southampton and want to know about the songs so they can sing along wherever they are supporting The Saints at St Mary's & at Away Fixtures!!

 

Ohhhh when thhheee Saaaaints,
Goooo marrrcching in,
Oh when the saints go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the saints go marching in...

Oh When The Saints (Oh When The Saints)
Go Marching In... (Go Marching In..) ...Oh When the Saints Go Marching In
I wanna be in that Number, Oh when the Saints Gooo Marching In!

 

Ooooh! I know that one!!! I've definately heard that recently somewhere..

 

And it's all Southampton,
All Southampton FC,
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen...
(repeated)
*
He stands at over 6 foot 3, Rickie, Rickie,
He'll take us to the premier league, Rickie, Rickie,
He gets the ball he takes the piss,
He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss,
Rickie Lambert Southampton's Goal Machine...
*
Harry Redknapp's got a twitch ei ei o,
With a twitch twitch here,
And a twitch twitch there,
Here a twitch,
There a twitch,
Everywhere a twitch twitch,
Harry Redknapp's got a twitch ei ei o...
*
When I was just a little boy,
My father bought me a favorite toy,
A Pompey scum on a string,
He told me to kick his F*****g head in,
His F*****g head in,
His F*****g head in,
He told me to kick his F*****g head in.
When I was just a little boy,
My granddad bought me a favorite toy,
A Pompey scum on a string,
He told me to kick his F*****g head in,
His F*****g head in,
His F*****g head in,
He told me to kick his F*****g head in...
*
When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be Pompey,
Should I be Saints,
Here’s what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son,
And go get your father's gun,
And shoot the Pompey scum,
And support the saints,
We hate Pompey!
We hate Pompey!
*
We love Southampton,
We do,
We love Southampton,
We do,
We love Southampton,
We do,
Oh Southampton we love you...
*
Le Tiss,
Le Tiss,
Matt Matt Le Tiss,
He get's the ball he takes the p*ss,
Matt Matt Le Tiss...

 

Jose Fonte Baby..........

 

Swing Lowe,
Swing Rupert Lowe,
Swing him from Itchin Bridge...
Swing Lowe,
Swing Rupert Lowe,
Swing him from Itchin Bridge...

 

Viva Lallana,
Viva Lallana,
Runnin' down the wing,
Hear Southampton sing,
Viva Lallana...

 

Let's all have a disco,
Let's all have a disco,
lalala la,
lalala la,
Let's all have a disco,
Let's all have a disco,
lalala la,
lalala la...
(sung till bored or tired).

 

Fratton Park Is Fallin Down,
Falin Down Fallin Down,
Fratton Park Is Fallin Down Poor Old Pompey,
Biuld It Up In Red And White,
Red And White Red And White,
Biuld It Up In Red And White Poor Old Pompey,
We Hate Pompey,
We Hate Pompey…

 

He plays on the left,
He plays on the right,
Adam Lallana -
makes Messi look s***e

 

It's actually true though

 

Lee Barnard, Barnard
He's short and his f**king hard
He's better than Frank Lampard
Lee Barnard, Barnard

 

Na na na na na na na na na na na
Alex Chamberlain,
Chamberlain,
Chamberlain,
Alex Chamberlain!

 

My oldman said be a p*mpey fan I said f*ck off bollox your a c*nt
with hatchetts and hammers, stanley knives and spanners, show the p*mpey b*astards how to fight
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it than be a p*ompey fan.

Ohhh the woolston ferry it don't travel very fast, it wasn't built for comfort it was built to laaaaaaaaaastt.

Ohhhh antti niemi came down from hearts one night oh antti niemi saved every shot in sight on antti niemi we're all right behind yoooooooooouuuu.

Bary army is not a Saints song and should never be sung again, it is the number one gimp song.

We are Saaaafampton the pride of the south,
we hate those b*stards who come from p*rtsmouth
we only drink whiskey we never drink rum
safffaampton boys are in town la la la la la la la la la la la la.

 

Here's a very old one that was sung in the forties/fifties
"Up the middle for Charlie
Down the middle he'll run
Up the middle for Charlie
He'll score the goals for fun"
(Charlie Wayman)
Actually on reflection later I think we adapted that for Ron Davis and I seem to remember Maybe even Derek Reeves, not sure.
I suppose it could be adapted for Lambert as well maybe.

 

A favourite from the valley slags.

Way down in an aaaaampshire basin where the itchen meets the test theres a famous old port of Souffaaampton thats the city I like the best

Ohhh it's great to be back in safffampton, see the old faces again, whats on then mush hows the nipper, it's great to pop now and then.

Now Winchester folk won't like this bit and there point I can thouroghly see but motorways do come in aaanndy for saafaaampton exciles like me

ohhhh it's great to be bac in safffampton see the old faces again..........

 

Nice Beddytare - lets get them classic back out and re-vamp them!

 

We're all Gorden Strachans Red Army
We're all going to Wembley. CARDIFF!
And when we lift the cup!
...

Bit hazey.. Someone may remember it..

And
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
a dirty great ass of a crow,
I'll fly over fratton tomorrow,
and **** on the bastards below below
**** on, **** on, **** on the bastards below below

 

Fantstic songs for Markus!!

St Markus....we do,
St Markus....we do,
St Markus....weee doooo,
Oh St Markus we love you.


(Tune to Winter Wonderland)

There's only one Marcus Liebherr
One Marcus Liebherr
We're walking along
Singing this song
Walking in a Marcus Liebherr land

 

Another one we used to sing after Davis scored was something like this
Down the middle for Davis
Down the side for Pain
on his head for Davis
Then back to the middle again.
There used to be a second verse to that but just can't remember it. Also there was I seem to remember something about "down the middle for Davis or send it down the wing" send a cross for Davis and let him do his thing"
There in there somewhere just can't bring them to the fore.....