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All Quiet On The Western/Eastern/Northern/Southern Fronts

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jul 23, 2018.

  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Been away for a few days recharging one's batteries and basically taking time out to consider what an incredibly amazing life this truly is. One can't help but be constantly surprised and amazed at the joyousness of it all. The thing is to try and not think too deeply about matters, something which I have been guilty throughout my 37 years on this fantastic planet. I have now decided to just let things happen come what may and just enjoy every moment of this phenomenal adventure.

    Anyway whilst on my self i,posed sabbatical I see not much sign of life on here recently, have I missed anything truly wondrous. I do so hope not.

    How is everyone?
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Did you get that the wrong way round?

    I got a BJ at 05:30 a.m. this morning so life is great for me. Not so great for my neighbour though who woke up with my cock in her mouth.
     
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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Hey, that's ok Grove. It was obviously meant to be. No worries at all.

    Keep positive, that's the trick.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    Haha
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I had the weirdest dream last night. Peter Sellars was visiting my house and I was running around trying to find a crystal glass to serve him some port.

    I kept waking up and every time i went back to sleep it was back into the same dream.

    Spike Milligan then turned up and I woke up. Talk about bad timing.
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I had a dream I was skiing

    Got a sore arse now
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I hope you get run down by a bus.
     
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  8. gas

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    I had a dream I was eating my pillow.

    When I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone <wah>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have great dreams most nights. Like private movies playing in ma heid.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I don't like my dreams. Women grasping at me through the foliage. Screaming Why Why Why.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I dreamt I was eating a giant wine gum and when i woke up my hot water bottle was missing.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Boooo, get aff the stage! (as Gambol would say)
     
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  13. Moses

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    I have a dram.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *Booooo! Get aff the ****in stage! <grr>
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    61DE8F94-8D48-4D21-B279-201874DF6F2A.jpeg

    @Micko making the most of ASOS free delivery.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    Ah, the master corrects the apprentice!
     
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    Pair 'o ****s
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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