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All out Pompey Mod War!

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  1. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    I am speaking to you from the directors' room at Fratton Park. This morning, The DevonFRATTONiser Ambassador in Chichester handed the PompeyMeowth government a final note stating that, unless we heard from them by 11 o'clock that they were prepared at once, to remove their support from Sussex County Cricket Club, a state of war would exist between us.
    I have to tell you now, that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently, this Mod IS at war with PompeyMeowth.

    :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Never in the field of human conflict has so many runs been scored by so few. M Goodwin.
    Let battle commence!
    We shall repair to the Probiz County Ground, Eaton road, Hove, for the second XI match next week.
    NB; Entrance is only via the Palmeira Ave entrance.
     
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  3. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    oh, PM, have you got the runs? I am so sorry about that. Or I have I caught you talking bails again?
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Good start to the thread by Dev ("All out") bye the way.
     
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  5. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member
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    All Out? I thought war had been Declared! <laugh>
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I'll follow on then.
     
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  7. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    I hope you weren't offended by my declaration earlier PM. I thought that you were not square, leg pull would not upset you, and if you were a bit silly, them I could reverse, sweep it all under the carpet. Incidently, I have heard that you are the owner of a fine leg.......what's the other one like, is it a bit off? :)
     
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    Somewhat backward of square, I'd say.
     
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    Looks like your hook went straight to the point. Must be the long leg that caused the middle leg to feel the full toss.
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    I hope neither of you get kneed in the googlies........:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  11. pompeymeowth

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    <laugh>In cricket, that area of the body is politely referred to as, the lower abdomen.

    Or, your Jacob's.
     
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  12. Wooperts_duck

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    Jacobs Crackers - lovely with a bit of strong cheddar......

    Mmmmmm.
     
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  13. devonFRATTONiser

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    I've never met the bloke so I wouldn't like to say<rofl>
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    Boom, Boom !! Augh
     
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  15. devonFRATTONiser

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    A battling Draw for Hampshire against Durham! Meanwhile, Sussex lost by an innings <whistle>
     
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  16. Wooperts_duck

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    Game, set and match to Devo ?
    Or is there more to follow...........
     
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