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All Of A Sudden, Good Head Is More Than Sex.

Discussion in 'Horse Racing' started by Cyclonic, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    I can't be certain but I think that's a fake article or a hoax Cyc. The name Paul Horner is used in several Internet hoaxes. A Russian man is currently looking to become the 1st actual man to have this attempted and that's not until 2017. Valery Spiridonov is the guy's name.
     
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    Should be the other way round anyway. A young fit bloke just needed another head, rather than a working head needed a whole new body.
     
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    Looks like you're right STH, Paul Horner has had a dick transplant as well. If he was real, he'd have to be the unluckiest man on Earth. <laugh>
     
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    But, assuming it could happen, whose birth certificate would be used. I reckon the new person would have to be the one contributing the head because the passport and driving licence would still look valid, as would dental records. However, finger prints could be confusing. Another thought if you put a 21 year old's head on a 60 year old body it might be possible to get some cheap life assurance
     
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    I gather there is a new serial killer about. The only think that links the victims is that they all had (allegedly) big dicks that had gone missing. Police are keeping an eye out for any adverts that could lead them to the killer.
     
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    If it's Paul Horner Ron, he could be hard to find. He recently made $900,000,000 on Wall Street but only paid 2% in tax. So he has the cash to hide in luxury. His name only came to light when he won a $640,000,000 jackpot in the Lotto. His penis transplant has been put to great advantage. At the recent World Penis Festival in Switzerland, he took out the biggest member trophy for the sixth straight year will a whopping measurement of 34.125 inches. What a bloke.
     
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    <laugh> I bet he doesn't know what to do with himself
     
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    Google that Russian guy I named in my first reply, the op is apparently happening in 2017. Some scientists are not so hopeful though. What ever surgeon attempts it must be head and shoulders above the best around! (Sorry);)
     
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    ... or a dick head
     
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    When I saw the title of this thread, I thought that this was a discussion about beer. I always like a good head on my pint, but I am a real ale drinker. I do not put up with that dingo p*** that we get from Down Under...
     
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    <laugh> Not much of a drinker QM, but I can't let the "dingo piss" pass without comment. Just had a quick peek at the 2014 World Beer Awards. Australia scored a couple of Gold Medals while the bilge water you guys drink disappeared without a trace. Even urinals shudder when the pom drinker has to leak the lizard. :)
     
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    Do you always comment whilst passing the "dingo piss" Cyc?
     
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    Depends on what kind of "passing" we're talking about Ron. In the far off distant outback, the legend of dingo piss passing is not something to be taken lightly.
     
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