aye, we can't seem to do much wrong at the moment. all set to be dumped out of the cup spectacularly this weekend then...
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Brilliant lads. Although I have been winding the Geordies up lately with some out of order stuff I have to say that I seen this coming. MON is one of those managers that doesn't just make players play to their potential but above and beyond that. He is, without doubt, a man among men. Well done, hope you make it to Europe, which I think you will. Always look out for the paddys.
Agree. I said that. I still think you have, but MON has galvanised the shambles Bruce left him into a fluid unit (think Leicester initially). A bit of cash spent and you will be in good nick for the second half of the season.
