All Edinburgh Cup Final

I have £50 on this at odds of 5/1.

I can honestly see this happening with Hearts preventing Celtic from a double celebration.

It will be a great day out for the kilted twee shortbread eating Tarquins and Tabathas from Edinburgh.

Will make STD a proud man indeed.

We don't want Lennon disgracing the National Stadium yet again and in the interests of fair play and safety it would be best if Celtic and their mong support were not there.

 

Hear hear!

 

Mon the jambos!!!

ER doesnt have £50 on anything btw

 

I know. He doesn't have £50. His ex missus took the lot aff him. He's now a broken shell of a man living out the remains of his days in his seedy wee bedsit. It would be tragic if it weren't so funny.

 

You'd bet against your own team ER?

Sums you up as a 'man': sleekit, shallow and jumentous.

 

Mon the Dandies

 

Hibs are favourites so it's a logical thought process (in an attempt to kick start my life again with some dosh) something you paranoid conspiratorialist self pitying tims would not comprehend.

You should try it sometime Stuart, honestly. It will do you good instead of constantly being ravaged with self doubt and feelings of everyone being out to get you.

 

But we are out to get him.

 

10/10 and positive rep given

 

Chase me, chase me...

 

"sleekit" was a word used by Rabbie Burns who, like you, was born in Ayrshire.

 

Oh christ crusty flaps is back.

 

ayrshire = prods

 

At least I have not made the same mistake as you twice Clare

 

Thanks for the biography.

 

Fanks. But come my rep count never went up you wee fibber you?

 

i have no idea, Gamby, but if you click on the control panel at top you'll see i did it.

 

That's all your biography would be

"STD - The Biography"

He was born in Ayrshire.

The End

 

If it is an all-Embra final, will they be allowed to play with a spherical ball?

They don't play football there - it's all bicycling and polo.


Heard they've got a decent croquet team, though.

 

Yep, I see it.