Alkayduh hide secret messages in porn

This is the news that world wide terrorist orgineyezayshin netwurk Akayduh have been sending secret messages of terror plots via PDF files entitled "Future Works" hidden in Porn on USB memory cards.

The cards were discovered in the pants of a 22yo Austrian man with plans to hijack a cruise ship and drive a london bus packed with explosives into the 2012 olympic stadium amongst other genius ideas.

Why they happened to be searching a random blokes pants is not yet know but investigations are on going.

 

I always thought ER was secretive about his day job...<ER007>

 

Wouldn't it have been less suspicious to just carry the USB cards in his pocket?

 

Sounds like a good movie

oh wait they managed to stretch it into two

 

I'm pretty sure if i got 3 individuals I could quite easily circumvent airport security and hijack a plane, as to the capture, I'd be surprised if that didn't already know what he had before they searched him.

 

Prove it.