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Alf Stewart

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    [video=youtube;eykUVPuDmys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eykUVPuDmys[/video]
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 2, 2012
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    "Stay out of it ****-tits"
     
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The next time I throw my fist around it will be up your ****ing ass you little ***got **** <laugh<laugh>
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Never come back in my house you ****in slippery gypsy or I'll bite your ****in cock off!! <laugh>
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    'I've a good mind to **** you in the ass' 'You cant **** me in public' then he goes for his belt <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I'm in tears here and I've 5 minutes left <laugh>
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> mental
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    Reminds me of the Dolmio over dubs!
     
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  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    "Look, we're in love alright, Alf, just accept it"

    "Fuck off, ****, how the **** can I accept it? Some ****ing ******ed-looking Mexican **** with a mullet is ****ing my daughter. I'll **** your arse so hard you'll have **** pour out your nose"

    "Chill the **** out, bro"

    "I'll **** you with scissors"

    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "I hate you!"

    "I'll bite your face ****!" <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 3, 2012
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    "I promise I wont kill any more kids" <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 3, 2012
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    this is the single funniest thing ive ever seen
     
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    simon_bhoy, Aug 3, 2012
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    Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed Member

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    I'll drag you back to mexico by your mullet and arse feed you with nachos

    Bosh
     
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    That was the funniest shizz up until half way through.

    Up until then I actually choked on my Freddo!:bandit:
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    'Not in the diner, not in the diner, you can't rape him in the diner' <laugh>
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    funny when he breaks down on the phone to the mrs. <laugh><applause>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 3, 2012
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    [video=youtube;_RCY18iIU3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RCY18iIU3k[/video]

    <wah>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 3, 2012
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    To his daughter "Get inside I will show you how real men ****"
     
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    Loveitupthebush, Aug 3, 2012
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    [video=youtube;0Bpj4hSWQjs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bpj4hSWQjs[/video]
     
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