Same as Kevin Spacey. The teen who Spacey is alleged to have groped said it lasted for 5 minutes and he still said hee haw.
I am so pleased. The thought of that fugly sweaty with his paws on the totty is enough to make one heave.
That'll be lust and gluttony committed by Mr Salmond; five to go! Oooooops; innocent until proven guilty I suppose.
Doknow; I once met Mike and Bernie Winters on the Isle of Man in the 1960's.............Jeez, what a pair of a-holes!
I am not Scottish and haven't been nabbed touching up the secretary and I am considered quite handsome by many so not sure what you are implying Sir.
It's all just a big anti-SNP / anti-independence conspiracy according to people on Twitter and Facebook and they're rarely wrong.
I'm sure he'll get over it. A bit like having to get over banging on about Scottish Independence for decades only to have Wee Jimmy Krankie take over the SNP just when it all got interesting.
What part of the people of Scotchland voting no to independence don't you get you ****ing stupid boot? What's your ****ter son's views?