Aldo's rise against the machine thread (a dialogue on censorship within our forum)

Hi the good people of the Prem board. As I sit, sipping my morning coffee enjoying the very pleasant morning sun on the west Yorkshire coast, I decided to come see how all my friends on the Prem board are doing. I haven't been here for a good few days and I knew you would all be missing my witty repartee and cheery banter.

AND WHAT DO I FIND!

Threads closed all over the shop!

What is the meaning of this horror. Who is responsible for this disgrace.

Could it be the mild mannered Janitor!

I don't think so. Kev, you know him better as @brb, has been here for years and although he can let his Mod powers go to his head a wee bit he has never been known for closing threads willy nilly.

Was it the club footed ginger ninja owner?

Unlikely. Malty Mick pretty much doesn't give a **** about this place these days. He just switches the servers on and off whenever there's a problem and sits back and soaks up the ad money which he spends on orthopedic aids and built up heels for his bad foot.

So its it the new guy?

One cant be sure but there has been a marked increase in mopery since Kev decided to grant the guy the the fabled "moderation tools"

Thread bans, claims of racisty comments, unexplained thread closures!

Coincidence, I dont think so.

You see @brb this is what happens when you trust a scouser. Mopeyism overload.

One fears for the future of the forum tbh. Soon we will only be able to talk about what the moderation want us to talk about. Chocolate biscuits and ****ey beer and what your having for supper. **** like that. It's an Orwellian nightmare we find ourselves in and we must stand together to halt the reactionary policies of these new uber sensitive moderators.

These are important times my friends. This could be the end of days for not606's legendary ****piggery.

Anyhoo I'm off to buy a cloth cap and a whippet to see if I can blend in with the locals. These northern Nigels are a funny breed. Ee by gum.

 

Too long didn't read but clearly had Saffy sucking his cock

 

I'll start a thread on the pros and cons of deleting threads made by "edgy" people and see what the general consensus is.

 

Saffy? Does she spit or swallow?

 

Who are these edgy people you speak of Gonzo. I only ask because you would never be mistaken for being "edgy" but I do remember the ban hammer hanging over even your sycophnatic napper a couple of weeks ago.

Just saying like.

 

Hello mate.

 

Read the start of it. Reeked of butt hurt and edginess. Probably included some crying as well.

 

I don't think I could actually be banned, the public outcry would be extreme.

 

I think he missed the joke. Whoooossshhhhh.

 

This board will give you cancer Aldo just leave them to it .

They can all enjoy their sterile environment where nobody disagrees with each other and they can post the same failed ideas every day in their vacuum chamber of poovery.

Any dissenting voices will be removed .

Very much a herd like mentality on here as demonstrated by the replies .

Toby is a God to them bizarrely.

 

Imagine waking up on a sunny Sunday morning and writing up such a tragic butthurt essay about nothing.

Sure sign of an empty, pointless existence.

Not606 isn't racist enough

 

You repeatedly name-drop me on here. It's very strange behaviour.

 

We all like @Toby and @A.L.D.O 4.1












You though, not so much.

 

It could be worse. I could be you.

Anyway, thought you had me on ignore?

 

The man clutching Kevin's banhammer @Tobes has a hard on for you , just saying .

You even have the same name .

Anyhoo enjoy your new home Toby I think you will enjoy your time on this board .

Have a nice day

 

We as in "the herd " .

Devastated to hear that .