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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Hey Niges, howsitgaun?

    Just thought I'd post a wee fred to let you know how I've been getting on since it's been a wee while since I've ventured onto this den of infancy you like to call the Prem board.

    You will be glad to know that Aldo has managed, sofa, to avoid this Covid thingy. Alas this has meant that me and Mrs Aldo have had to forgo our usual trip to Yorkshires West Coast at this time of year because England seems to be a plague ridden wasteland that wee Nicola has told us to avoid at all costs. Good advice I think you will agree.

    Anyhoo I've been far too busy with my new business venture to take time off to go anywhere it has to be said. We have seen a slow and steady growth since we opened around 8 weeks ago and we are actually doing very well considering the current circumstances. So Yaaay for me eh.

    Hope not too many of you have succumbed to this god forsaken plague. Especially those of an Asian persuasion like Spursy and that because I'm told that those folks are particularly susceptible. Makes up for all the stabbiness I suppose.

    Busy busy busy guise so toodlepip for now.

    Your favourite North of Britainer

    Aldo.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    ^^^^ Cares enough to delve into his compendium of the ****iest memes in existence though.

    <laugh>
     
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    it’s actually a gif
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    In ye pop!
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Got to the highlighted

    Welcome back
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Aldo ... the meme that keeps giffing <laugh>
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    “Yorkshire’s west coast”? Hm.

    What’s the business venture Asbo? You flogging masks? Could be on a winner there for once.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No my friend, Aldo is now a restaurateur.

    Soon to be a very successful one at that.

    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Hopefully you have missed an "n" and have not opened a cafe with a daily rat special ...<laugh>
     
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  12. That’s my trade mark. You owe me a fiver.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    If you go to his restaurant you can have a full 3 course meal instead.
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Is the **** dead yet?

    I'll stamp on his weeny cock if that helps.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We give pensioners a discount so you'll be OK mate.

    <cheers>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Away ye go ya tadger. You haven't had an original thought in your life to trade mark anything.
     
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  17. Nettings, ownings, wum **** ups, stealth wumming, putting you back in the pond, the 'Pede, Nazi mods, nicknames... all my invention.

    I don't think you quite realize just how much this board owes me.

    I'm like the Tesla of this forum.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Cheers ... I'll have the fillet steak ... <cheers>
     
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  19. Tobes

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    I doubt he serves much that isn’t in batter tbh.
     
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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Can't beat a Tesla m8 <ok>
     
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