Alcohol

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  1. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I once read an article that went in to details about all the damage drinking does, and it made me stop right there and then. To this day, I've not a read anything at all.
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

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    Has aldo died yet from drinking commie water?
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nope, but I'm working on it.

    :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  4. DMD

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    He's touting for someone to set up a gofundme page to get him more vodka.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Never a lender or borrower be my auld Da always said.

    Then he would tap a score off ma Maw to go to the pub.
     
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    *Buckfast
     
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  7. Lochers

    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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    So far tonight…

    I’ve had two free pints of Peroni, two glasses of Prosecco, two margaritas, two espresso Martinis and now onto voddies.

    Going to gym at 8am and got the weans fitbaw after that.

    Man the **** up pooftas
     
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  8. monacoger

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    Did your daughter give you the free pints in Nando's?
     
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  9. Diego

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    Oldie but goodie <laugh>
     
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  10. Lochers

    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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    I’m not going to the gym now… <diva>
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    ^^^^ poof
     
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  12. Lochers

    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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    No, hope this helps.
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Stopped for lunch in s pub had a pint of Abbot .

    Didn't count though
     
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  15. Archers Road

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    What, like bumming and rimming and such?
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    By way of example: they had red telephone boxes in two clubs in which people would talk dirty to someone in the other club while being fellated.
     
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  17. Archers Road

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    <laugh> That's quite imaginative, but why didn't they just use mobile phones and get sucked off in the bogs?
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    This was years ago early 90s
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    And you haven’t been in there since?


    :bandit:
     
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  20. Lochers

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    I had a pretty full on weekend and still feeling ****ty today.

    Done my 3rd green **** today.

    No idea.
     
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