Albert's Chip Shop's daft signature

Haway man Albert, get it sorted.

It might look all right on the Newcastle forum, although a bit attention seeking, but it's very poor on here.

It's 20 times bigger than any of your posts and must be murder for anyone reading threads on a phone.

 

I can't stand him tbh with you & I wish he'd just **** off back north of the Tyne.
He talks like he's your mate then slags you off in his own back yard amongst his b&w twat mates.

We used to have some good mag posters on here.
Only two left now, QWOP & Sombrero.
Other than that they're all a waste of ****ing space.

It's like the ****ing USSR over there.

 

I see one of them is lurking. No doubt he'll be away ower there to bad mouth us.
Go on Toon Rob, dee your ****ing best son.

 

I'm lurking.

 

Ah....that's a good point Sid, next time I venture onto the board of the geordie lovers.......I'll wear a hat.

 

Wow. A whole thread dedicated to me x

Billy- I slag your sorry arse off to your face fella... just a point of correction there

 

oh... and this thread deserves 5* so here you go

 

It's not 'dedicated' to you unless you desperately want it to be.

It's just a polite request to drop it when you're on here, what you do on the Newcastle forum is up to you.

Surely you have to admit it screams LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Both are top lads, but there are a few more good ones, including Jimmy baldy nut..

 

I agree there mate, the best ones are those who make their position clear and don't pretend.

It's the snides I can't abide.

 

It's a statement I chose to put in my sig within the rules and reflects what I currently believe.
I notice a few of your lads have quite a few 'oversized' sigs they use across the site too- something I respect as their choice.
If you don't like it just click 'ignore' fella, I'm cool with that.
Oh... a thread title with a single posters name in is usually a bit of a giveaway that it is dedicated to said poster... just saying.
Hey-ho, each to their own .. it is international week after all.

 

It's not a thread 'dedicated to you' although you seem to really hope it is. It's a comment about a stupid attention seeking signature that makes you look daft.
Just the signature, I haven't mentioned you.

I'm not arguing about the rules, just saying that it's a bit pathetic ......

 

You are entitled to your opinion, as am I.
Thanks again though. x

 

What if we do support the regime ? Some of us think Ashley is doing a grand job.

 

Yes, I appreciate that but thanks for pointing it out anyway.

As I've said, I'm not arguing about the rules just saying that it's attention seeking and daft.

It looks as though you see yourself as some kind of crusader who feels obliged to tell other people how to behave.

 

Albert has spoken, Albert knows best, Albert speaks on behalf of ...... errr, someone.

 

Amen Brother!

 

It's the Cockney Mafia unless they're qualifying for Europe, what a bunch of hypocrites.

 

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