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Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

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  1. 5euros

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    Monkey tennis?, hosteling with Chris Eubank?, laughable at the time but they are starting to become a reality

    Itv are about to unleash flock stars , a programme involving celebrities attempting sheep dog trials.....unbelievable
     
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    This is ****.
     
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    Ghost hunting with a metal detector presented by me and Jonno, make it happen Channel 5.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Pro-celebrity dogging. Presented by Theresa May and Bill Oddie.
     
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    Who's the pro.
     
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  6. 5euros

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    Through the keyhole surgery

    Presented by Christopher biggins

    A bunch of z list celebs perform intricate and potentially life threatening operations to determine wether they stay or get booted out of the nhs hospital
     
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    Ponders will be all over this
     
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    Cooking in prison was one ...

    Gordon Ramsay then did a section in his show in prison .
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    In the showers?
     
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    "Dick & Dom"

    Dev & Gas (A retired detective and his BDSM obsessed sidekick) solve crimes together.
     
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    John Craven's Booze Round

    JC goes on a pub crawl in a different city each week. He'll be accompanied by a local celebrity and will try to pull birds and get into scraps.


    Cheggers Drinks Pop

    Recovering alcoholic, Keith Chegwin, plays a dangerous game of Russian Roulette. He has to choose from an unmarked selection of innocent soft drinks and mind-bending alcopops. How many drinks can he down before hilarity ensues?
     
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    Leafleting with ST. That's it, no explanation required.
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Celebrity Hogseye.

    Contestants take turns and whoever comes closest gets the Hogseye's special prize. If they lose it's BFH (buggered for hours)
     
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    The Clare Balding Show
    Cheggers can't be boozers.
     
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    It's more enjoyable than it sounds, especially when you're doing it round Wester Hailes.
     
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    Extreme Facepainting hosted by me. <ok>
     
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    Are you still putting on your one man production of The Singing Detective at this year's Ed Fest?
     
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    I've changed it to a modern version of The Man Who Laughs in a contemporary Buckhaven setting. <ok>
     
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    Join the Dots?
     
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    It's more of a jumble...
     
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