Just seen a trailer and it looks quite funny, does anyone know a link to watch this without downloading anything?
Not found a screener for it, but you can watch 'Aloha - Scooby Doo' and other fine movies here: http://noobroom7.com/azlist.php
On footage of six year-old girls playing on the steps at a race-course during a race meeting "A couple of youngsters there there...fooling around. Let's hope that that... tomfoolery... doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence. Which lets face it, none of us want to see." ‘Abso-bloody-exactly!’ When discussing his book, 'Bouncing Back', with Michael and reading one of the critics quotes: "Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens" While explaining the opening scene of The Spy Who Loved Me,‘"He's being chased by these Russian ****s in black jumpsuits, with lemon piping’ ‘I just want to be able to say “I'm Alan Partridge. Join me tonight when my guests will be, I don't know, Chris Rea”. Actually, he lives in the area. I could have had him over. “Alright Chris!”, “Hello Alan I didn't know you'd moved in”, “Yeah, just moved in, last week. I'm having a barbecue, fancy coming over?”, “I'd love to! Do you mind if I bring my guitar?”, “I'd rather you didn't, it's not that kind of area. Do you like Mini Kiev's?”, “I love them! But my wife's vegetarian”, “Doesn't matter. She can have fish”, “No she won't eat that either”, “Oh forget it!. You people”. Go on, Lynn. These people are starting to annoy me.’ ‘Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.’ "Jurassic Park!" "Kiss my face." "I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapen headed elephant tranny"? No. You'd say "You look nice... John"" "Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine...hello?" "We have a caller on the line who fears he may be a gay, he's married so we'll only refer to him by his christian name. This is Domingo from little Oakley."
The movie looks awful. His show hasn't been funny for years. Watched his latest one on Sky and I barely cracked a smile
The latest series was gash. Trying to hard to appeal to more people, rather than keeping it the way it was. The movie should have been about trying to get another series at the BBC.
Michael: I believe in reincarnation, like. I’d like to come back as an animal. Like a dolphin. Alan: Dolphins are quite intelligent, Michael. Michael: I can jump through a hoop and catch a fish in me mooth. Alan: Could you, really? Michael [Mimics a dolphin]: Yeah, yeah. Alan: But can you do this? [Making a clicking sound] Michael: What’s that? Alan: IT’s a dolphin chatting. Michael: Oh, I can do a whale. Ooooooh! Alan: No, that’s a homosexual. It’s a fascinating subject, reincarnation. I always wonder what Lynn would come back as. Michael: Aye, a badger. I’ve always seen her as a badger. Alan: I can imagine her coming out of a hole, sniffing the air. Michael: Then you can smack her heed with a shovel! Alan: No, I wouldn’t do that, Michael. Even if she was a badger. Michael: You’ve got to control them, man. You know, they’ve got TB. Alan: So had the Bronte sisters. I wouldn’t hit them over the head with a shovel, no matter how bad the books were. “Heathcliff” PANG!. Then he really would be wuthering
I haven`t watched it but it is ****, typical moody ****ing ****y responses... I don`t give a ****ting **** if anyone on here doesn`t want to watch it i was asking for a feed so i can watch the film for free not a bunch of movie critiques from a bunch of ****s, except Dev he knows the score..
I would have just assumed the answer was "no - we don't know where you can get a feed to watch it for free so go and watch it at the pictures you tight arsed git" But, as everyone else is giving their view i would have to say that knowing me knowing you was his high point - and a very high point at that.
There was a great deal of hilarious comedy during the 1990's. Alan Partridge, Bill Bailey, The Fast Show, Harry Enfield & Chums, The League of Gentlemen etc etc... but quite how they are still managing to peddle AP these days is pretty lame. Coogan really needs to get some new characters.