Even though I think their protests are way out of proportion, they really are good at it. This website they've made is endless fun. http://www.alanpardewsrandomexcusegenerator.com/ "It was the Olympics that meant our crosses went a bit deeper than we'd have liked so The Chronicle are banned."
it was the introduction of goal line technology that caused a language barrier between the players so it's out of my hands that sounds like something he really would say
"It was the release of the iPhone 6 that meant our crosses were a bit deeper than we'd have liked so we'll have to make do with listening to Adrian Chiles"
"It was the Scottish Referendum that meant they had an energy level above us so we can just concentrate on another competition now"
I was on Regent St yesterday and there must have been 5-600 people queuing outside the Apple store, waiting to collect their new iPhone 6. Mental.
Did you see the first lad who got one, in Oz, and dropped it? Can tell by the way he was rubbing the screen it was scratched too. Childish I know, but, it made me laugh. http://news.sky.com/story/1338606/man-drops-new-iphone-seconds-after-buying-it
It was ... the grass that was too green the floodlights that were too bright the Great North Run Jim White on Sky Sports News the Transfer Window the later start time of Great British Bake Off last night the International Break the fans cheering us on too loudly the roadworks on the A1 the colour of the referee's shirt the unrest in Syria Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking-ball Restaurant Week last week the Scottish Referendum the same ineffective corner to Williamson at the back every time the return of The X Factor the Notting Hill Carnival the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale the rising price of petrol the release of the iPhone 6 Justin Bieber's hair do our exuberance at the end the Financial Fair Play rules what the player's agents have been saying the African Cup Of Nations the Olympics the Europa League Kirsty Gallagher's low cut dress that article in the newspaper last week Jimmy Nail Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway the introduction of Goal Line Technology the new vanishing spray Steven Taylor's stamp collection Arsenal's badly timed transfer bid the grass that was too green the grass that was too green the floodlights that were too bright the Great North Run Jim White on Sky Sports News the Transfer Window the later start time of Great British Bake Off last night the International Break the fans cheering us on too loudly the roadworks on the A1 the colour of the referee's shirt the unrest in Syria Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking-ball Restaurant Week last week the Scottish Referendum the same ineffective corner to Williamson at the back every time the return of The X Factor the Notting Hill Carnival the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale the rising price of petrol the release of the iPhone 6 Justin Bieber's hair do our exuberance at the end the Financial Fair Play rules what the player's agents have been saying the African Cup Of Nations the Olympics the Europa League Kirsty Gallagher's low cut dress that article in the newspaper last week Jimmy Nail Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway the introduction of Goal Line Technology the new vanishing spray Steven Taylor's stamp collection Arsenal's badly timed transfer bid the grass that was too green the grass that was too green the floodlights that were too bright the Great North Run Jim White on Sky Sports News the Transfer Window the later start time of Great British Bake Off last night the International Break the fans cheering us on too loudly the roadworks on the A1 the colour of the referee's shirt the unrest in Syria Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking-ball Restaurant Week last week the Scottish Referendum the same ineffective corner to Williamson at the back every time the return of The X Factor the Notting Hill Carnival the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale the rising price of petrol the release of the iPhone 6 Justin Bieber's hair do our exuberance at the end the Financial Fair Play rules what the player's agents have been saying the African Cup Of Nations the Olympics the Europa League Kirsty Gallagher's low cut dress that article in the newspaper last week Jimmy Nail Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway the introduction of Goal Line Technology the new vanishing spray Steven Taylor's stamp collection Arsenal's badly timed transfer bid the grass that was too green that distracted us from winning the ball at corners meant we lost our shape meant we couldnt do what we practiced in training all week meant we couldn't get one over the line caused the players to lose their concentration caused a hostile environment started the game off on the wrong foot meant we couldn't play our strongest team had the groundsmen working late last night meant we had a few injuries meant there was a lack of electricity about the game meant we had a day's less rest means our squad isn't big enough caused a language barrier between the players meant they had an energy level above us caused Cisse to stray offside meant we was a bit flat meant our crosses were a bit deeper than we'd have liked meant we weren't at the races errrrrrrrrrr distracted us from winning the ball at corners distracted us from winning the ball at corners meant we lost our shape meant we couldnt do what we practiced in training all week meant we couldn't get one over the line caused the players to lose their concentration caused a hostile environment started the game off on the wrong foot meant we couldn't play our strongest team had the groundsmen working late last night meant we had a few injuries meant there was a lack of electricity about the game meant we had a day's less rest means our squad isn't big enough caused a language barrier between the players meant they had an energy level above us caused Cisse to stray offside meant we was a bit flat meant our crosses were a bit deeper than we'd have liked meant we weren't at the races errrrrrrrrrr distracted us from winning the ball at corners distracted us from winning the ball at corners meant we lost our shape meant we couldnt do what we practiced in training all week meant we couldn't get one over the line caused the players to lose their concentration caused a hostile environment started the game off on the wrong foot meant we couldn't play our strongest team had the groundsmen working late last night meant we had a few injuries meant there was a lack of electricity about the game meant we had a day's less rest means our squad isn't big enough caused a language barrier between the players meant they had an energy level above us caused Cisse to stray offside meant we was a bit flat meant our crosses were a bit deeper than we'd have liked meant we weren't at the races errrrrrrrrrr distracted us from winning the ball at corners so we couldnt get up field quick enough we'll have to make do with listening to Adrian Chiles we lost there's not much I can do about that it's out of my hands it's up to the players now we lost our momentum we couldnt make any of the signings we wanted to we couldn't get that vital first goal it's hard to recover from that we gave it our best that's all I can ask we'll have to regroup and try again next week we can just concentrate on another competition now the Chronicle are banned the Journal are banned the fans need to recognise that
It was the late start time of the great British bake off, that meant we was a bit flat, so we couldn't get up the field quick enough
"It was the Sports Direct Closing Down Sale that caused a hostile environment so I headbutted David Meyler" that's the best one so far.
5 wins from the last 24 league games, eight 3-0. & 4-0 defeats since February ( yes really), a nutcase who headbutts a player even if he was an ex mackem, calling a fellow manager " a f* ckinold c* nt, shoving a linesman and regularly lying and spouting crap to the fans, protests seems quite proportionate to me.
The Real Alan Pardew "It's been a difficult start for us," adds Alan Pardew. "I'm conscious of not making excuses because I've been accused of making excuses. I just want to do defend the team, but we were really good at times today and hopefully the fans can digest that. "It's not lost on me that I get accused of being arrogant but I'm also a proud man to be manager of this football club and I'm going to fight to keep it. My team need to reflect that and I think they did today. "Ironically, one or two people clapped me as I walked out and I thank those couple of fans - it was only two. We need to win every game that we can at the moment to release some pressure. And I just want to end this interview by thanking the players because I wouldn't have liked to have played in that game."
