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Air steward lives up to stereotype

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Teacher spared jail sentence over air steward grope

    What heterosexual man is going to take a young attractive teacher to court after she grabs his nuts while drunk and offers to have sex with him?

     
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    Otto Flayshow, Nov 28, 2011
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    "In her complete alcoholic funk she was confusing him with her current boyfriend, Clayton, and Owen, a previous boyfriend." <laugh>
    She was up for a threesome with two illusionary blokes, apparently.

    "Mr O'Connell said she was "very co-operative" with the officers who questioned her"
    Carried on feeling up random men, then!
     
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  3. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    <laugh>

    if nothing else its funny.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Interesting defence. I was so pished m'lud I thought I was raping my girlfriend.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 28, 2011
  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    She can offer it to me anytime she wants <ok>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Nov 28, 2011
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    When I read the thread headline, I thought it said "Alf Stewart" lives up to stereotype" <yikes>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 28, 2011
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    ****ing Aussie soap stars, coming over here, taking our jobs... oh, hang on, that's a different thread, isn't it?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Nov 28, 2011
  8. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    If thats your thang, Il not judge you :)

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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Nov 28, 2011
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    yer great gallah.
     
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    You would<ok>

    Or more to the point, I would.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    There's always room for a bit of casual racism though.

    Stone the crows, Ailsa!
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 28, 2011
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    I bet if he had ****ed her, when she sobered up she would have cried rape.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Nov 28, 2011
  14. Erik

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    This story is about a year old.
     
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    Erik, Nov 28, 2011
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    I think it would have been classed as serious sexual assault, as it would seem that he is definitely one who likes to stroll along the Bourneville Boulevard<ok>
     
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  16. Erik

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    Before taking the next left onto the Marmite Motorway <ok>
     
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    Erik, Nov 28, 2011
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    And then giving her a right royal pounding in the **** pipe.
     
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  18. Erik

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    And pulling out with seconds to spare, so you can spaff in her eye. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Nov 28, 2011

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