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Agent Ashley returns - Honorary son of Sunderland

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Cest Advocaat, Jun 15, 2011.

  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Just posted this on the barcodes site. Hook is out, rod is set, landing net prepared. Wonder which one of the little sprats I catch first?:emoticon-0102-bigsm



    "Well he gutted you - Relegation

    built you back up - promotion

    And now it time to gut you all again - Relegation?

    Nolan is only the beginning of the exodus. Barton, Enrique and maybe even Coloccini will be next? The very heart and soul of the teams relative success for the past 2 years, Agent Ashley has acted swiftly to stop any sense of achievement and flog the better players from under the nose of the hapless cockney ****er yes man he employs at your club.

    Rats and sinking ships anyone?

    Hilarious -you set of deranged, deluded Muppet's"
     
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  2. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    Give this bloke a round of applause.
     
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  3. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    It's not exactly catching them if everyone on there is laughing at you and sunderland is it <laugh>

    What a fail.
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    See you brought some back with you cest...
     
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  5. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I agree, this is a giant fail. What a muppet.
     
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  6. Mr-SAFC

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    Haha he managed to draw 3 of you straight to this thread so I'd say job done in terms of getting a bite.... <laugh>
     
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  7. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Pointing out that he's making himself look like a muppet isn't a bite.

    It's a bit like making a thread where you post a picture of your cock for everyone to laugh at, but then when people show up to the thread, you claim you've 'got a bite'. It's the OP which looks like the mong. Everyone else is just enjoying the fail.
     
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  8. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    3 bites in 5 minutes .


    ****ing hilarious they cant see the irony.<party>
     
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  9. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    This.

    Keep 'em coming boys.
     
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  10. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Not exactly a bite as I was on here before the thread was posted on our board <doh>

    The real fail is everyone on there laughing at you and your joke of a football club.

    Why don't you ponder about that <laugh>
     
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  11. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!<party>
     
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  12. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    This is how you try and save yourself from humiliation.....


    ....



    But fail at that as well <laugh>
     
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  13. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    I don't know if Cestriamackem sees the irony that his own attempt at a 'bite' has turned into him biting at everything we're saying.
     
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  14. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    The bloke is a legend, he posted it on our board then ran straight back over here like some sort of returning hero to big up his exploits. I'm sure your fellow mackems are proud.
    I wish I had a mate like you........can I be in your gang???
     
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  15. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Why is it thew same old ***gots that keep biting?

    Chomp Chop Chompity Chomp went the little fishies!!!!!<party>
     
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  16. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Well I don't know why you're referring to yourself as an 'old ***got', but hey, whatever floats your boat champ.
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    HAHAHAHAHA, the mugpies crack me up.
     
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  18. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    I dont think you could pass the test chum, it involves the use of words of more than one syllable but you can keep biting along with the other pond life from NE1 seem to like doing.


    EASY EASY EASY
     
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  19. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    Do me a favour, I'm a bit thick. Can you define the word "bite" for me.
     
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  20. Chappaz

    Chappaz Active Member

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    Here is the official definition of bite.
     
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