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Agent Ashley returns - Honorary son of Sunderland

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Cest Advocaat, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Cest Advocaat

    Cest Advocaat Well-Known Member

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    Well he gutted you - Relegation

    built you back up - promotion

    And now it time to gut you all again - Relegation?

    Nolan is only the beginning of the exodus. Barton, Enrique and maybe even Coloccini will be next? The very heart and soul of the teams relative success for the past 2 years, Agent Ashley has acted swiftly to stop any sense of achievement and flog the better players from under the nose of the hapless cockney ****er yes man he employs at your club.

    Rats and sinking ships anyone?

    Hilarious -you set of deranged, deluded Muppet's
     
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  2. Sanchin0

    Sanchin0 Active Member

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    Gibson, Brown, O'Shea!

    5under1and for Europe!

    Agent Bruce! (not you AB)

    <laugh>
     
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  3. AH

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    Someone made the same 'gut, build, gut' joke earlier on and it wasn't funny or witty then either.
    Jus' saying :p
     
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  4. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Cabaye and Ben Arfa - Gibson and O'shea <laugh>
     
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  5. Jarramag88

    Jarramag88 Well-Known Member

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    You want to worry about the state of your own house first dip ****. Your mid field was **** last season and one of your betterr players has just jumped ship.
    Your argument over nolan however shows you understand nothing of our club. Jog on mate.
     
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  6. Speedo

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    '...muppet's' what? Muppet's hat? Muppet's car? I think you mean the plural, muppets. Don't they teach you English in Sunderland?
     
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  7. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    Who are you to tell us about sinking ships? Look at your own shambles of a club.

    Gibson <laugh>
    O'Shea - incase anyone did not know is GAY <laugh>
    Brown <laugh>

    Your club is the laughing stock in the NE. <ok>
     
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  8. RyanNUFC

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    Aye, we're ****ed mate.

    Nolan was world class.
     
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  9. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco Active Member

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  10. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

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    This seems to sum it up....
     
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    Why aye Cabaye, Jun 15, 2011

  11. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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  12. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Hahaha, you've lost Bent, Cana, Mensah, Onouha, Jones, Henderson and now maybe Gyan.

    Yeah, we're totally ****ed for losing a money grubbing lanky streak of piss for 35 million and Kevin Nolan.

    [NSFW][NSFW][NSFW][NSFW][NSFW][NSFW]5-1:eek:[/NSFW][/NSFW][/NSFW][/NSFW][/NSFW][/NSFW]
     
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  13. u408379965

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    <laugh>

    Incestria has something to gloat about for the first time in months and it's pretty ****ing feeble. They sell their prized asset and we sell someone who we'd already bought a ready made replacement for and who wasn't guaranteed a starting place.

    I love the Mackems. Every time we have something minor go wrong at our club, their failed WUM attempts remind us all that it could be so much worse. :)
     
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  14. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Well said!

    Rep <ok>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jun 15, 2011
  15. Mr Wonderful

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    he bit off more than he can chew.
     
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  16. Shakhtar

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    Hello Cestriamackem, how are you? You are kidding right? We have 2 spots in CM and even without Nolan, we have Tiote, Cabaye, Gosling, Barton, Guthrie and Ben Arfa (can play AM role). In addition, we have about 5 of the best CM prospects in England in our Youth system.

    If Barton, Enrique and Colo go, do you think we would not buy any replacements? Are you a psychic? Can you read the future? I thought not. Ashley's a business man, he will protect his investment. I see no logic in your accusation and cannot see how you can justify this.

    Newcastle want a younger squad and to maintain our current wage bill. Do you not want to achieve this? How do you feel about most of the players Sunderland are linking to being around 30? How do you feel about your squads wages eating up around 90% of your turnover? honestly?
     
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  17. De Kuip 02

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    :smiley-finger007: Can't wait to see Ben Arfa and Cabaye let loose on your back four next season....
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Whatever Cestria has said, it certainly seems to have done the trick regarding you lot taking the bait...<laugh>
     
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  19. ullswatermag

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    Obcestriamackem.

    That big club issue still gnawing away I see..... just won't go away will it.
     
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  20. AH

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    <doh> fed up with this whole 'biting' thing

    If I posted on your board going " sundelrand smel hahahahahahahahahaahdfh " you'd reply calling me a ****** and a prick and god knows what else, does that mean I have the right to come back here going "Cracking job lads, I got loads of bites."
    No, I'd just look like a fool.

    Much like this guy.
     
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