Turns out most folk stay sitting down when wiping their arse? Is that right? Surely no, how the **** do you wipe it properly sitting down? I thought every one stood up to do it. This is a bigger shock than 2 years ago when I found out there was such a thing as a honey badger.
a sit doon n mate mate hinks am insane, thats just the way a was tot as a wean **** sake get over it. he says am lazy ps honey badgers are the top men
Bawbag - I only learnt the other month via here that most folk sit down to wipe rather than stand up!!!
Out of 5 folk talking about this the other night, I'm the only **** that stands up. The conversation came up when one of my mates saw my feet standin up and thought I was takin coke so walked in. ****in idiot. WOuld have been the worst smeling coke ever. please log in to view this image
It doesn't make sense, you'd surely have to be pretty skinny, or lean well forward. I tried it the other day. Felt dirty.
i didnt know people did this, just assumed everyone sits down. wow. found out last year that i seem to use a lot more bog roll than other people, am i doing it wrong? does everyone else just have minging ringpieces?
If you stood up LR, you'd probably use less. I'm no very good at maths but the angle has got to be better. If it's a real bad one you can always flush the toilet and wet a bit of bogroll. I hate itchy ring from ****ting.
if u stand up tho ur gony get ****e in between ur cheeks, if u stay seated and just lean to one side u can clean ur ring better
even compared to other sitters i have a high bogroll usage the only benefit of sitting right next to someone, both ****ting through holes cut in a bit of plyboard, is that you can compare bogroll expended throught the ****e. we we're all on the same diet and very few of us had dysentery at that particular time.
I sit. Right hand holds the bollocks out the way and left hand goes under to wipe. Which is weird cos im right handed. And its why i wear my watch on my right hand. Standin up to do it is just ridiculous. You ****in freak.
Girvan, in my 28 years as an upright arse wiper, I've had no issues with bits reappearing later. Good point though, that's maybe sometimes why I need to wet the bogroll to get it right clean. Can't change now though. Does anyone get 3 part ****? Sometimes you know there's no point sitting there any longer, as it's no gonna happen, then you go back an hour later, do more, then finish it off an hour or so after that. You need to have good games on your phone for 3 part ****s to be good.
Nev, there's no ****ing logic to it either. You eat right for a few days and it's like a brown eels exploded on it's way out your arse. You drink ****loads and eat crap and all of a sudden you get a glory ****. I'm always well happy for the rest of the day after a glider.
Girvan - who the **** has **** all over their arse? Your diet must be ****ed You have **** around the ring but its impossible for that to go on our cheek no matter what you do.
The biggest problem with the stand up wipe is that bit of piss that waits until the very end and you forget it's there. You stand up and before you know it, you've pissed on your boxers and the floor.
Wiping your arse while remaining seated is the proper and cultured way to complete the jobby experience. To do it any other way, marks you down as a ****ing weirdo The standing and wiping method was handy in caveman times when you had to be wary of a sabre tooth tiger sneaking up and ****ing eating you, but this is not very common now. So you can remain seated, wipe you arse safely in the knowledge your not about to meet a gruesome death
