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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by VenomPD, Dec 14, 2016.

  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    VenomPD, Dec 14, 2016
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 14, 2016
  3. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Imagine that happening here.
    "Hello Doctor, I have been experiencing erectile dysfunction lately and I need a prescription for Viagra"
    "F*ck that for a game of soldiers my man, pop over to London Zoo and rape a crocodile, that will sort your flaccid todger out!"

    Oh those Witch Doctors.....
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Never smile at a crocodile
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Or try and jam your tallywhacker into its cloaca without warning.
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Or at least foreplay
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Thinking on this further, trying to shag a crocodile is about as stupid as it can possibly get.
     
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  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    There's nothing to say you can't be both a gentleman and a reptile rapist.
     
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  11. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Croc Porn?
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's Rocket's department m8.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'll bet the witch doctor is pissing himself laughing, 3 more unattached wimmen in his village now.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 14, 2016
: Now we know why Jimmy Nail, wrote Crocodile Shoes, and also why RL lives in Oz

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