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  1. steviemac14

    steviemac14 Active Member

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    Following on from Tash's post, I need some advice from my beloved not606ers too. I have real bother with insomnia (not the Wigan winger), I really struggle to sleep at night, especially the day after a few cheeky ones. I've read loads of tips online but nothing works. Anyone got any tips or ideas? I've tried watching reruns of Stoke games but that just gave me a headache.
     
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  2. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    Night Nurse
     
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    beardface Active Member

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    Drink until you pass out.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Call Tiote and tell him he's ****. That'll sort you out for at least a few months.
     
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  5. steviemac14

    steviemac14 Active Member

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    Do you need a prescription for that you reckon? Have you taken it yourself and if so does it make you drowsy the next day? Not that it matters if I'm half asleep at work, I do buggar all except play on Footy Manager anyway!
     
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    If the Stoke games don't do it nothing will
     
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    Just don't bother.
    I had it pretty bad a few years back, and just stopped sleeping for a bit. You get a hell of a lot more things done with hours more spare time (such as A level work in my case)
    I wouldn't recommend it though. I still slept a few hours a night, which was always good.

    Go see your doctor is the best result, they'll probably give you medication of some sort.
     
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    I'm sure thats how alcoholics start out!
     
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    Get Malcolm MacDonald on the radio. Works every time...
     
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    Buy it over the counter, i take it when i have trouble, you can drink with it aswell, makes 3 pints feel like 6. The mornings or whenever you get up are a struggle. Makes you feel abit groggy but that passes
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Strangle yourself. Don't worry, it isn't dangerous, your grip will slacken when you drift out of consciousness.

    Probably...
     
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  12. TheLittleGeordie

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    Ever seen the 'Darwin awards'. I reackon you'd win a medal for this
     
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    Play Football Manager.

    It won't get you to sleep, but makes 6 hours seem like 10 minutes. As quick as you know it, it'll be morning.
     
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    Yeah I have. <laugh>

    I almost certain I wouldn't though, it's a foolproof plan. ;)
     
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    Much appreciated chaps...........anyone got Tiote's number? I've tried 666 but there was no answer, he must be out on the rape and pillage.
     
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    Well....... as long as you test it first i'm willing to give it a go
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Mar 6, 2011
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    Roy Keane - the dog... that should send you off!
     
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    Try to get away from a computer screen as early as possible, settle down and perhaps read a book or a magazine- none of the dirty kind like!
     
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    Think of the boro playing at the riverside.....
     
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  20. steviemac14

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    On that note my friend, time to log out!
     
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