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Advice On How To Get Banned From 606

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Erik, May 20, 2011.

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  1. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I was wondering if you could help me. The majority of you have managed it, yet my articles on the sexual wonders of the Prince Albert and the Dirty Sanchez have failed. Likewise my comments to people to "**** off and die". :confused:
     
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  2. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    I wrote articles on the Liverpool board consisting of:

    Title: Steven Gerrard
    article: Molests poodles. Discuss

    Title: Pepe Reina
    article: Molests labradors. Discuss

    etc.

    Worked wonders.
     
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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'll try it, cheers. Just tried advertising this site, with a little dig at the Mods on the original. Hopefully that might do it.
     
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  4. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    I thought you'd have found it easy to get banned <laugh>

    Just link some pictures from your sti thread <wah>
     
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    beardface, May 20, 2011
  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Believe me, there's a few things I'd love to say and do on that site, but the God-awful super-filter doesn't let them get through to begin with! <laugh>

    It's harder thinking of a way to get banned using an article that can pass the filter. Hmm...
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    To get banned from not606, just don't pay your £20 a month protection money to the Moderators!
     
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    I have a confession to make guys...I never got banned! I tried and failed, I'm so sorry.
     
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  8. Aldridge_Prior

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    I just swore my tits off til I got banned.


    Simples <ok>
     
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    I had a very good rant about the moderators. I used quite a few expletives, and I also put some sly links in to porn websites.
     
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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A84824779 <laugh>
    How about you use that find & replace thing Mick created and start posting links that look like they're from the beeb but have sti pics on the end of them?
     
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    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Ooh, you are awful!
     
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    <laugh> that would be brilliant!
     
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  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I thought maybe general wumming would work. Since writing this thread I've had my article on Prince Albert's pulled (<whistle>) and tried some general wumming about Rugby Union being ****e, in the hope some miserable **** would refer me to the Davros-esque ****s in charge of the place.

    When I get home I'll post a few links to Lemon Party and 1 Man, 1 Jar, etc.

    The 3-minute timer makes it a very time consuming process though!
     
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    Report others for no reason that's what I did, quick and easy way.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    After a while I got bored of trying to get myself my banned so I wrote an article calling the mods ****ing cocksnogging dickheads and that they should ban be.

    They did.
     
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    Oh dear.... I saw that once. That crunch at the end <shudder>
     
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  17. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Care to try this Link?

    <whistle>
     
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    No, I'm at work cheers!
     
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  19. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    :(

    Please? Go on, I know you want to...
     
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    Its just google.co.uk, dangerous stuff.
     
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