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  1. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    Just had an idea, albeit a **** one. To save on the amount of articles
    we get offering services ( sadly non sexual) eg Virgin media, xbox flashing I thought I
    would create this so that we can list what various people have to offer.

    Ill go first.
    I can do services and repairs on most cars.
    Brakes, exhaust, Diagnostics ect

    Also my old man is a Fully qualified joiner with his own business.

    Cheers
     
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  2. Son of a pitch

    Son of a pitch Active Member

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    I own a very sharp knife and know how to cut a sausage in half... when the time comes for Leazes to lose his penis, I'm your man! :bandit:
     
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  3. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    I can do jack ****! But you may be able to help me, my power steering keeps on failing on me, however it is only temperamental so I don't want to send it in for a diagnostics if it's going to come up inconclusive. Any idea what the problem might be?!
     
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  4. Cal.

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    Computer building, repairs and upgrades. Web design and nearly anything made in photoshop design.

    Also might have a longsleeved medium 97-99 home shirt for sale soon, sleeves too short for me and just won large on ebay on the cheap.
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Software developer, web developer, flash developer, graphic designer, UI analyst, SEO specialist, business systems analyst, project manager, Michelin standard chef, author and drinking buddy.
     
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  6. Nobbys Trumpet

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    I'm sure we all need one of them! Your hired! <ok>
     
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  7. overseasTOON

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    That's been the main focus of my career :)
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Warning.

    oT has deep pockets and short arms.
     
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  9. Nobbys Trumpet

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    So now you have reached the top! What's next?! I don't actually think you can go any higher can you?! Its sort of like a slow downfall until your death now :(
     
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  10. Nobbys Trumpet

    Nobbys Trumpet Active Member

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    I have long arms but no pockets!
     
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    overseasTOON Active Member

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    I can stay at the top for a while I reckon.

    That's why I invested in children as I'm less likely to reject the liver...
     
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  12. Chappaz

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    I heard that Tash will give out a handjob in exchange for a packet of haribo.
     
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  13. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    Technical book, or a novel? :D
     
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    <laugh> I'm sure I can help you stay at the top!
     
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  15. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Novels.

    Written 3 to date.

    Need to get an agent as you can't go direct to publishers like you used to.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Poor minioT.
     
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  17. Badgers Assemble

    Badgers Assemble Well-Known Member

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    I could do with a good novel at the moment, Harry Potter can only get you so far <laugh>
     
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  18. Joe Kinnear

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    I'm a qualified heart surgeon with 15 years experience and willing to offer my services to anyone at extremely good prices.

    Unfortunately though I&#8217;m struck off from operating in this country, so if you need my services then you&#8217;ll have to arrange for flights to Morocco
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    I'll book two seats for you and Ashley.
     
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  20. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    Without looking I can only guess but it sounds like your power steering pump is on it's way.
     
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