I'm not telling you. Less competition this way You can serve the lunches on Mondays and Thursdays when I'm manager though
You write a letter to the secretary at WHL applying giving your CV etc and why you think you should be given the job.
I applied for the Spurs job just to keep the buggers at the Job Center off my back. My friend thought this was a brilliant idea and applied for the Swansea job. He starts next Monday.
I applied for the Liverpool job. I probably didn't get it for saying the first order of business would be to bulldoze the club into the Mersey where they belong...
Ah, I called the demolition company beforehand. Don't worry, I've still got them in place to come crashing through the walls halfway through the Olympic opening shambles...