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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 11, 2018.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    What are you addicted to?

    What have you been addicted to?




    For me, I have been addicted to video games, weightlifting, cycling, chocoloate bars for breakfast, watching scatalogical porn, not606....

    I am currently addicted to Teddy Fruit gums. Sexy little bastards are 5 for £1 in Asda.
    I am also addicted to BBC Sport and News. I check every 5 minutes sometimes, and obviously **** all changes because it is terribly slow news delivery platform. Maybe it makes me feel better about **** all happening with Newcastle.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Trainers
    Purple dildos
    Worcester sauce French fries crisps
    Egg mayo sarnies
    Redhead ladies
     
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  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Believe it or not

    Work

    I have been diagnosed as being a workaholic
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Sep 11, 2018
  4. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Tabs
     
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  5. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    NUFC


    <wah>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Sep 11, 2018
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    That's a serious problem you have
    Have you tried councelling
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    3218B642-A417-4882-ACFE-7DEEEF6E0476.jpeg
     
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  8. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Hatem
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Mackem baiting <whistle>
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> who would of guessed
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> There's been so much material of late..
     
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    Everything bad bar heroin
     
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  13. leez

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    Decent. Rock buns
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

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    ???

    It’s possible????
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    You need to join Nev at the Workaholics Anonymous meetings. They have done wonders for him.
     
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    Currently step counting on my Fitbit - set myself a target of 10000 per day and start to panic if I don't reach that. Walked round the Dining Room table 200 times last week as I was 2000 steps short at 10pm.

    Was in the gym yesterday and my personal trainer asked me to take it off as he was worried the lifting exercise I was doing might break it. I made him wear it while i did the lifts!

    Help!
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I’m on Fitbit if you wanna compete in a mini league mate.
     
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  18. leez

    leez Well-Known Member

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    Very Rare. Ha ha.
     
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  19. Beardsley's Stylist

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    My vice is dry roasted peanuts
     
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    Cannabis but it's a low-key addiction.
     
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