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ACTUAL proof that religion is wrong

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I ****ing looooove Prof Brian Cox.


    1. He's really clever
    2. He's a dreamboat - I'd let him pull my ring to pieces if it made him do that cutesy wee smile
    3. D:Ream were ****e but at least he was full of toot at the time
    4. He dumbs stuff down enough for mongs like me to understand.


    The lovely Prof. Cox tweeted yesterday that he couldn't possibly comment on the CERN announcement tomorrow.

    Which is his eternally sumptious way of saying "tomorrow's statement is actually quite important"

    CERN tomorrow will announce the discovery of the Higgs Boson particle

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn22008-a-brief-history-of-a-boson-timeline-of-higgs.html

    If I'm extra lucky, the scrummy lecturer will let us see a wee bit of his divine sack.
     
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  2. gas

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    Get tae **** Bib<laugh>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Tell me ye widnae


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    I'd go nufter for that **** <ok>
     
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    Science is full of tits with theories that make no sense.

    Farting in the wind basically.
     
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  6. HandsomeDaniel

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    Aye, but thing is you chase yer fart in the wind Wog!
     
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  7. Cyclonic

    Cyclonic Well Hung Member

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    Selective thinking. Science allows us to go from point A to B in a plane. It has allowed us to interact here.
     
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  8. PleaseNotPoll

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    This will probably surprise a few people, but I don't see how this discovery makes any difference to religion.
    Theists won't be swayed by this at all.
     
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    Those damn THEISTS, feckin worse than those non beleivers
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    What I'd like to know is what is Celtic FC's stance on this matter?

    The silence is deafening.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Apparently they have the same stance that they have about Rangers.
    They've yet to see conclusive evidence that either exists... <whistle>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We're the Shrodinger's Cat of fitba.
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. Tioga River

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    You would be if Schrodinger's cat was more than a hypothesis. Catharsis is a word you could use to describe the (former) club's situation.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cathartic for whom? Certainly no me. According to super loopy I'm still an orphaned hateful runt (or summat like that) <laugh>
     
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  16. gas

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    nope.

    no **** = no ****ey ****ey as far as I'm concerned.

    (maybe suckey suckey)
     
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