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Ackers and Wrighty

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  1. houndal

    houndal Member

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    Ackers and Wrighty fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money - between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one pound.
    Ackers said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
    Wrighty said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
    Ackers replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
    He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two Whisky chasers.
    Wrighty said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
    Ackers replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry I have a plan, Cheers! '
    They downed their Drinks.
    Ackers said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
    The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
    They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free!
    At the tenth pub Wrighty said 'Ackers – I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
    Ackers said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'
    Woof woof ;)
     
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    houndal, Oct 12, 2011
  2. CAFC TED

    CAFC TED Well-Known Member

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    *groans* :D
     
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  3. haysey addick

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    Good effort <ok>
     
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  4. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    very clever -----
     
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    jonathan acworth, Oct 12, 2011
  5. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    haha - very good!
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious, Oct 12, 2011
  6. charltonnutnut

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    I found it funny, it means he was using his willy instead of a sausage, I have a mental image of it, not that sort of image I'm not gay lol!
     
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  7. Kerpowell

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    Houndal....you made me laugh mate. Superb!!

    :emoticon-0102-bigsm:
     
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  8. IA

    IA Active Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. The Kish

    The Kish Well-Known Member

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    CharltonNutNut you are my favourite... Not in that way though, Im not gay lol!

    We need a chant of that - Matt Lucas and David Walliams would kill for a catchphrase like that.
     
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  10. Whats up Doc

    Whats up Doc Well-Known Member

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    Haha top dollar Houndal
     
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