Have been concernened about this for sometime, And was confused as to why there were more household injuries in Newcastle, than Sunderland, we have got by far many many more people in our encatchment area than Newcastle, so I decided, just now came off the phone, to the police, fire brigade, and paramedics, and the conclusion, is SUNDERLAND folk were working.
I once fell of a stool, was throwing a paper aeroplane around so I climbed onto it to launch. It was wobbly, I lost balance and fractured my right wrist. Had to do my exams with my left hands. My English essay was one poorly written paragraph.
The other week I was late for work and forgot my keys. I came back home and rushed in to get them. My shoes were wet, and as I turned the corner I slipped and fell, my flailing hand smashing into the chair and face on the corner of a box. It hurt like ****, but if I had been watching it I would have laughed my ass of, hilarious!
