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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    people who use this term (usually ****ish Nigels) should be gassed, along with their families.

    Up the BNP

    GSTQ
     
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    Epic.

    Legend.

    :confused:
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Unless it's Richard Keys talking about smashing vag :laugh:
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Top Bantz

    Banter

    Oooooosssshhh
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I don't know if I hate "killed it" or "smashed it" more.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Top lad
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl> aye so ye urr.

    That's your street!
     
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    And "knocked it out of the park" <doh>
     
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    Let's put a record on and see who dances.
     
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    When the word 'cheeky' prefixes anything.

    Gas them and their families by using Pud's soiled pants and a generous scrape of the dick cheese under my foreskin.
     
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    Yes that does get on my tits - along wth complete strangers calling you boss and bruv. Pricks like that should be chained to the seat and made to watch Star Wars.
     
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    Work smarter, not harder. Usually spoken by a new manager to his staff who immediately and sadly realise they've got another ****er on their hands.
     
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    Cheeky nandos

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I work in a Bookies nowadays and get called either of these every half hour or so. Plus a lot of others. The one I hate the most for some reason is pal.
     
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    Better than fannybaws
     
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    I'm cringing every time someone uses the space filler "the joys, the joys"
     
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