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Absolute trivia.

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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Pure pub trivia, or office reading whilst at work.


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    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
    Blood plasma.
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    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
    Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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    Donkeys kill more people annually
    Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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    You burn more calories sleeping
    Than you do watching television.
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    Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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    The first product to have a bar code
    Was Wrigley's gum.
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    The King of Hearts is the only king
    WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
    From each salad served in first-class.
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    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
    (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?
    (That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
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    Apples,not caffeine,
    Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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    Most dust particles in your house are made from
    DEAD SKIN !
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    Walt Disney was afraid
    OF MICE!
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    PEARLS DISSOLVE
    IN VINEGAR !
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    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.
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    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
    But, not downstairs.
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    A duck's quack doesn't echo,
    And no one knows why.
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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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    And the best for last....
    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don' YOU?)
    So.......................


    Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!!
     
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  2. Really I learn more from you than I do at school why is this
     
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  3. Jerry the Jinx

    Jerry the Jinx Active Member

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    So how come I've had both coffee and an apple this morning and still feel like ****?
     
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  4. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Hard night then <whistle>
     
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  5. Jerry the Jinx

    Jerry the Jinx Active Member

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    Ha Ha - if only, at least then I'd have an excuse
     
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  6. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    It'll be 5pm soon enough somewhere in the world if you need an excuse so till then don't let any blood get into your alcohol stream
     
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  7. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    I've held a duck captive in a tunnel. It echoed.
     
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  8. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I'm sick of folding paper now.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mr Floppy needs a pick me up pill.
     
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  10. connor wigham

    connor wigham Active Member

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    The duck one is wrong... They busted it on myth busters


    62,000 tennis balls are used in two weeks in a grand slam tennis compition
     
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