Aye, but yous only got a crowd of 14,399 against St Johnstone on the 30th of October, 2012, ****o, so youâre hardly in a position to march in here with your Timmy gloating goggles on.
Plus, in November 1996, a fox casually sauntered on to the Parkhead pitch, forcing a Celtic corner to be held up, before dashing back into the crowd. The incident is perhaps best remembered for the reaction of commentator and wildlife expert, Martin Tyler, who pondered "what is it, a fox?", as the Sky Sports cameras lingered on a close-up of the vulpine invader, in my opinion.
So, yeah, sort your own house out, ya mhanky mhoron, before taking a pot shot at Aiberdeen.*
In other newsâ¦â¦
No change in the attendance prediction leader board, although Johnny Rep made a valiant attempt.
*I thought Iâd signed in as my alter ego, Jock Sash. My bad.