Aarons out with hamstring injury

Just in case anyone was daring to feel even slightly hopeful about any little thing to do with NUFC:

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport...out-of-newcastle-s-southampton-trip-1-6835508


He had a bit of hamstring trouble during pre-season but made a very fast recovery. Hopefully this is a similarly mild tweak rather than a more serious hamstring problem.

 

Pardew will be thinking **** ****ity ****ity **** **** ****.

You can bet your life HBA will steal the headlines for hull.

Fear not though, we have Obertwat !

 

Obertan it is then. Or Gouffer...

 

Oh...forgot to add... FLMFAFO.

 

**** just **** ....

 

just as I was getting my hopes up I was going to see good football at Southampton guess ill just cry into my half time pint

 

4-4-2 at Southampton for sure... anything else would just be absurd.

 

in a way, the injury crisis (yep, it's already basically a crisis) is kind of a good thing as it's exposing just how threadbare the squad is.

since we know that Pardew won't get fired, and we know that Ashley won't invest as long as we're looking safe from relegation, basically our only hope is for things in the first half of the season to be so dire that Ashley is forced to bring in new players in January.

 

Perez to start?

 

!

 

where's Mr T?

 

Oh well good thing we have a player on our books who plays that wing anyway and would be useful back-up..... Oh wait... He's currently getting sunburned in Argentina

 

Jesus could we get some good news for once?

How about 'BREAKING NEWS: Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew has for some reason wandered into the Lion enclosure at West Midlands safari park and was tragically torn apart by the ravenous beasts.

 

Ben Arfa's in Argentina. Oh, wait....

 

I love our club's continual underestimation of the fact we might get injuries each season

 

To be fair, nobody at the club thought Aarons would actually be needed, so it's not like a first teamer got injured. No, all we have is SDJ out and it's a crisis. Really don't understand it at all.

Either way it's bad - on the one hand, we now have no potency, and on the other the manager has an excuse.

 

At least make it realistic. We all know Alan would first dazzle them with his smile before taking down the beast with his death stare.

 

Alan is like this Mako shark he always finds a way of getting off the hook

[video=youtube;K80NNKV4Mzo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K80NNKV4Mzo[/video]

 

BREAKING NEWS: Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew has for some reason wandered into the Lion enclosure at West Midlands safari park but tragically the ravenous beasts suddenly became toothless up front and several of them went down with injuries, leaving the silver fox to face nothing more than cat calls and a good licking until the reserve's keeper stepped in to defend him!