I'm going out of my tree with all these transfers "edging closer" Anyhoo. Let's pretend it's midnight. What has Happened at Sunderland today? I expect Big Chris will find this very easy what with his contacts and all.
Sess and Muntari signed. Gyan sold to Newcastle. Quinn resigned. O'Neil in talks. Carroll drunk in Newcastle. Well 2 out of 5 not bad.
Good God Syd. Don't even joke about Quinny in that way..... I reckon today is the day. Sess and Muntari in the bag .
it was announced of a massive takeover by an unknown and unheard of billionaire (from sunderland of course, cos its gotta be a local lad, anyone see where this is heading). anyway it is confirmed for a press conference at 4pm tommorrow, where it is rumoured that a new manager will be revealed, and his name is big chris
its been announced that the soon to be new safc manager big bigus bellendus chris is to make his first sighning sessengon, on provision that he burns his passport, denounces his homeland, and moves into the echo building, and swears never to leave the city of sunderland till death.
Has Quinny let us down before? Discuss.... Anyone know who this striker we're supposed to be after is?
I've heard he's already dead. Jumped off the Wear Bridge when he discovered no one listened to his innane ramblings.