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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 10, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    One cute wee kitten with 28 toes and another wovely kitty with 26 toes.

    Couple of wee cuties that would melt the granitest of hearts

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    I'm very fond of all animals and I've got a cat myself.


    Who would win in a battle to the death?

    Would the cat with two extra claws get two extra slashes in with every swipe or would his ungainly toe structure **** his balance up given 26-toe-kitty the advantage?

    I think it's irresponsible to have these cats in care while outstanding questions like this need answered.

    In the name of the advancement of our species about one of our closest species, it would be reprehensible not to take the scientific opportunity to test out kittytoe theory.
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    That's sssssssswwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
     
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  3. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    sellotape some stanley blades to their paws so we can accurately measure the effects of transforming a cat into an X-Mens Wolverine clone.
     
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  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Yes, yes.

    Like it, like it.
     
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  5. Paulie Gualtieri

    Paulie Gualtieri Active Member

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    Only one way to find out the answers to your questions. Tie their tails together and throw them over a clothes line.
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ...with the razor blades attached.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    The Newcastle board would be disgusted by this.

    Where's the dugs?
     
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  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Proves nothing about the additional toes but put them in the microwave for 2 minutes.
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The extra toes are obviously signs of Satan. Burn these Beasts of Beelzebub at the stake immediately.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Google 'cat in a microwave', the cat makes some ****ed up sounds. <yikes>
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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