AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ****ing get in!!!!

Tash here, and I'm back. I was feeling like **** for about a week, being unemployed for so long has gotten be depressed and that on top of a lot of **** on here just made me feel miserable, but I just feel so ****ing brilliant at the moment.

I few things before the review -

Negative users - Seriously shut the **** up. I had my first look back on the forum for a couple of days a few hours before the game.

Some people were predicting the mackems finishing above us, comments like "without Saylor we are lost". To these people I say, stop being a bunch of soft ****ing ****es and learn some ****ing common sense.

Lets have a took at our last 9 games -

Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd - 5 tough games that no one can blame us for bot getting a lot of points from.

Swansea, WBA, Norwich and Bolton - For the Norwich game, we played 4 ****ing right backs vs the best Aerial team in the league. Who wouldn't lose that game? The Swansea game, fair enough, they earned their point, but it was a great performance and we came so close to winning it. WBA, we simply lacked a big CB and had to change to a high line, which WBA ****ed over.

We've got a big CB again, and we look quite solid at the back. Liverpool away, we simply got beaten by the better team. Bolton and Man utd, Williamson did brilliantly and he's the sort of presence we lacked for ages.

We didn't go on a losing run because we were ****e, we had a bad run because 5 of the 9 games were against fantastic teams, and we had a make shift defence for some of the games we normally would have won.

So please, take this knowledge, inject it into your thick ****ing skulls and stop ****ing crying.

AND WHAT THE FECK!!!! - Some people claiming we're now going to finish below the unwashed? FFS MAN! Sunderland are a good team under Oneill, I have no doubt they will finsh in the top 10, but the season is only half done, and every team has their ups and downs. You should ignore the ****ing ****s that were saying we were lucky at the start of the season and our injuries served us right and all that ****.


Ok to the game -

Ratings -

Krullington - 7.5 - Not many saves to make, but some great claims and his kicking was good tonight mostly.

Simpson - 8 - Very good, pressured their left side and won some great tackles.

Willo - 9 - Excellent.

Colo - 9.5 - Sexy ****ing beast!!!!

Santon - 8 - Great game.

Raylor - 7 - Good performance.

Tiote - 9 - He lost the ball a few times early on and I braced myself for another **** Tiote game, but he was beast tonight. ****ing raped their CM's.

Cabaye - 9 - Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz Jizz

Jonas - 6.5 - Not that great, but got stuck in and helped out the defence well.

Shola - 7.5 - Not great, but bullied their defenders and did a good job.

Ba - 10 - Amazing game. ****ing brilliant goal.

MOTM - Ba - Sensational ****!!!

Overall - I HOPE ALL THE NEGATIVE ****S SHUT THE **** UP NOW!! It wasn't because we simply weren't doing it anymore, we had bad injuries at a bad time, that on top of very tough games can hurt a teams morale and wear their energy and will power down, but that lads showed that they were still there and all we needed was a biggun at the back!!!!

P.S. - I turned around to see Nufctomw, I Sit Next To A Badger and 5 goals 1 hatrick 11 heroes. Badger said "get back on now ya ****". **** off you enormous fat ****

****ING GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

3-0 SUCK IT BITCHES!!

 

Lmao

 

hmmm either you are tash or just a hoax.

 

IP Check.....NAOW!!!

 

Agreed

Welcome back!

 

no other users on it, and I thought he had other accounts?

 

Cabaye's stats aren't high enough I take it?

Good win

 

Only one way to find out if he is the real Tash. Ask the lads who he apparently spoke to

 

You're back!

 

I think this is genuine. It's just ridiculous enough to genuinely be him without being necessarily over-the-top.

 

Sounds like Tash! We need to find out!

 

It's me man, check me IP!!!

 

Very tash-esque I must admit...

If it really is you then welcome back

 

This is either Tash or a very good impersonator. If it is Tash good to have you back mate.

 

IP checked and no other accounts on it

 

place has been the same without you fella

 

Welcome back we can tell it's you.

 

Welcome back Tash...

 

If it is you, can you sort out mrtiote please?

I'm not even a Newcastle fan and he is pissing me and everyone else off with his terrible amount of negativity. He thinks you were to lose 6-0 against Man Utd and he thinks you are going to go below Sunderland and loads of other stuff.

 

Seriously though, It seriously depressed me a few hours ago to see so many negative posts.

Stay ****ing positive.

There was some seriously ridiculous **** coming out!