Now then.. Just a figure of speech in the title like they do at AA apparently.. So you have one line, sum yourself up? I'll go first as obvious.. Hi, I'm Joe, I have a pretty **** life..
I'm Mike. I make things as hard for myself as I possibly because my ambition far outweighs my capability.
Hello, I'm Billy from Stanley, Co. Durham. Been a bit of a twat in the past but relatively at peace with the world now due to a lovely woman.
Hi, i'm commachio, i'm a reet nosey twat, i want some more nosey info about Billys latest love..<noseytwat>
paradiddles - I suffer from Drummers Syndrome - to rhythmically tap or play on any flat surface, vertical or horizontal, that's within hand reach when boredom sets in ... usually means quite often