I have an idea that would get AJ back into the squad. All he needs to do is convert to islam. The police will then drop everything to do with his incident and start to cover it up just as they have done in Rotherham, Bradford, Sheffield....I could list many more but you know what I mean, the tens of thousands of white little girls groomed and abused by the mussie gangs of *****'s. After all, these girls are described as 'young adults' by the media (10-15 year olds) as opposed to the high achieving 3 young 'schoolgirls' who have joined the terrorist bunch IS to breed more terrorists. Become a mussie Adam and they can't touch you.
He'd have to get his cock skin chopped off so he's just left with a polis's hat. He'd also have to grow a beard, observe Ramalamadingdong, (nothing to pass your lips during daylight hours - can't see Johno observing that.) And his lass will probably have to have her clit chopped off just to prove he's taking it all very seriously.
Commentator...Johnson,.... Johnson. he steps inside, oh yes what a strike by. Jihadi Johnson That left foot of his is like a rocket, he's just blew the back of the net out.
