A Veritable Feast For The Eyes

Enjoy Fingers.

Don't say I'm not good to you.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=c...gPxioGACQ&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1322&bih=783

 

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Condiments

I'm on a roll, a bap, a softie....................

 

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Made chicken curry ching chong china style last night.

It's scary how good my cooking is compared to all you degenerate wasters.

 

I'm an exquisite cook but I leave the kitchen looking like Liverpool on a bad day

 

Same here Beale, but I leave the kitchen looking like Hillsborough on a bad day.

 

You bad man

 

and of course everyone's favourite,

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=g...6IbCM4gT5soHwBQ&ved=0CCYQsAQ&biw=1322&bih=783

 

Cooking is for women, ****s and spastics.

 

Well done, sir.

Proper cooking is far easier than the fast food and ready meal *****s realise. Cheaper too. Not to mention far better for you.

 

Am a messy bastard in the kitchen too. Does this mean we can't live together?

 

I would have thought that's what the aftermath of one of your swingers parties looks like

 

Ya Neanderthal wife beating spazzy.