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Off Topic A toast to the Queen!

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Swords Hoopster., Sep 8, 2015.

  1. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Queen Elizabeth II will become Britain's longest reigning monarch tomorrow when her reign, which began 63 years and seven months ago at the age of 25, continues.

    Congrats and good health to her Maj! <cheers>
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    She would of retired years ago if Charlie wasn't such a dickhead
     
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  3. TWGWTDT

    TWGWTDT Well-Known Member

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    Good old goat legs thought she was retired?
    Dip your hand in your pocket Queen and your silly CoE and save real lives
     
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    She hasn't made it yet <whistle>
     
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    aqualung Well-Known Member

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    haha, one more sleep should see her over the line!
     
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  6. Ciarrai_Abu

    Ciarrai_Abu Well-Known Member

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    She could put up a lot of refugees in all her palaces. Lets be having you.
     
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  7. Tramore Ranger

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    What's Delia got to do with this?
     
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  8. aqualung

    aqualung Well-Known Member

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    Think the word you are searching for is abdicated.
     
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  9. TimPR78

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    How the **** does she put up with Prince Phillip, oh yeah well done your Maj
     
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  10. aqualung

    aqualung Well-Known Member

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    Think we may have a few anti Royalists in our midst. :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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  11. TimPR78

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    I for one am pro the Queen, has done loads for this country and the majority of it is missed by the anti monachy lot. We could do with stopping financially supporting SOME of the others though
     
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    Quite agree with that Tim...wasn't digging you out buddy.:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    I am completey ambivalent, it's quite nice to keep something of history going, but it ****s us up constitutionally. Good for her, but I wouldn't wish the core royals lives on anyone - born into a fishbowl, no choice.
     
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    I wasn't going to drink tonight, but may raise a glass now, your maj
     
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  15. QPR Queen

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    Am definitely pro-queens. Though of course must be understanding to those struggling with their ambivalence.
     
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  16. TWGWTDT

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    However not so bad since the NHS changed to Mercedes
     
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  17. Sooperhoop

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    You wonder how such a dedicated and exceptional lady could have produced some of her half-wit children. Still, she has been an exemplary monarch and deserves all the plaudits coming her way...
     
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  18. Didley Squat

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    Yes, even we convicts appreciate her .......... well, this one does anyway.
    Over here, the old chestnut, 'let's be a Republic' gets trotted out every couple of years but I'm firmly in the 'long live the Queen / Commonwealth' brigade, always have been.
    History and the value of it, is most important.
     
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  19. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You only have to look at the father ......... here are a couple of classic quotes.

    1981
    During the recession he mused: “Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."

    1986
    He told a World Wildlife Fund meeting that "if it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
    and
    While on an official visit to China, he told a group of British exchange students living in the city of Xian: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty–eyed."


    1994
    "Aren't most of you descended from pirates?", he asked an islander in the Cayman Islands.

    To a Caribbean rabbit breeder in Anguilla, he said: "Don't feed your rabbits pawpaw fruit — it acts as a contraceptive. Then again, it might not work on rabbits."


    ......... and of course, some top shelf stuff ...........

    1995
    He asked a Scottish driving instructor in Oban: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"

    not to be outdone .............

    2002
    To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia with the Queen he asked: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"

    2012
    When meeting a 60-year-old disabled man: "How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?" David Miller, a trustee of the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge, said he took no offence.

    and one more for good measure .............

    "If it doesn't fart or eat hay then she isn't interested"
    - speaking about his daughter, Princess Anne.

    __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

    Love it ............. long live the Monarchy.
    Aussie
     
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    The word he is searching for is 'have'.
     
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