A team date with Mike

So what food would you like to see served?

 

And whoever said Ashley has missed the point...again

 

Rat poison and chips

 

Fat ****

 

Has that 2 for 1 Greggs offer been extended then?

Only a fat ****ing cake muncher like Ashley would presume that a slap up meal at Mrs Miggins Pie Shop will sort everything out.

 

Puffer fish for fatty

 

In a balls out display of dominance he's going to neck 12 pints, dance around with his tits out and throw up in the fireplace.

 

I would feed Mike the kind of **** Kerry Katona advertises, served with a warm cup of my piss in a sports direct mug

 

I think this is just another way for him to undermine Rafa.

 

Ashley taking them out for a £1 a head buffet. Pay for your own drinks.

 

I wonder if Rafa will join in with the conga that Ashley will lead down Stowell Street after they leave the 'eat all you like' buffet that he is shouting for them.

Over the road to Nine Bar for a staff discount on the drinks.

 

I can see Shelvey ordering a plate of chips and just launching them down the table so that they hit Joselu on his arse.. head.. heel......

Those chips which are missed... will get scooped up by Dubravka.

 

Ritchie will be the one to watch... he'll keep losing his rag over the poor service....

 

watch the table collapse as Ritchie kicks the corner leg off

 

Diame going round in circles muttering where do I sit, where do I go what position am I in

 

Perez will ask for a child's portion or a doggy bag. He wants to maintain his lean appearance.

 

Manquillo won’t get an invite as he’s the forgotten man.

 

Pathetic. And who gives a fook

 

This is as pathetic as our support on Saturday choosing to sing abusive songs to him. I wish they would stop that **** and stop embarrassing themselves. If I was a prospective buyer of the club I'd see a few problems. An owner that probably isn't going to sell for a decent price would be one, and a set of fans who turn a bit ugly when things get tough.

He is rolling this **** via his PR team to say its all a Charnley led attempt to act as peacemaker. He knows the summer was another disaster and realises that the fact that although some fans think Rafa walks on water, they are no longer getting fully behind the team. The moans and groans are starting, and understandably fans are arriving at the game in a negative mindset. Even the most loyal fans have their limits. He is reaping what he has sowed. It is difficult to see a way out of the mire this season. Being brutal the team isn't good enough again, and worse still the manager is not having his best season either. It took a stellar effort from the manager, players and support last season to see us ok. All three are under par this season and that is probably due to an owner pulling the rug again.

So yeah he can shove his PR bullshit and stupid meals to be honest.

I'd go to Artisan for what its worth, food is magnificent.

 

Anything that the fat ****er is allergic to that would result in certain death by asphyxiation