a summary

We are all ****ed when the island of las palmas falls into the sea, triggering a mega tsunami, or if that hasn't happened by 21 dec 2012, we are goosed anyway when the world just stops.

So on the that cheery summation my question is ... who do you think will win the xfactor ?

i'm hearing gary barlow but i dont know i dont watch it

 

I know nothing of this island? Explain please?

I want little mix to win as I fancy a couple of them, that's all.

 

****

 

I'm 17.

 

Ouch

 

a 17yr old ***** ... the worst kind

 

To be fair at 17 we were all ****'s weren't we ?
I can't remember whether that was the 15 year old phase of the 40+, I was quite a heavy drinker then and the phases just kind of merged into one....

 

In one part of America a 17yo could have sex with a 25yo and be classed as a victim of a *****. The following night he or she could go to another part and have sex with a 15yo and be classed as a *****.

It's a ****ed up country.

 

How did you get away with it in the end?

 

Fled to Scotland. *****philia is just away of life up here mate

 

at least if the world does end and there is mass anarchy they can buy guns..

We are all ****ed in this country without having easy access to firearms.

 

on a makeshift raft or a *****mobile ?

 

Neither, it was a paed-alo...

 

But in another way it'll be a relief to not get shot dead by some red neck called Bobby Joe.

 

Fixed that for you

 

Still think id rather be able to arm myself to the teeth..